h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wish to become a hooverian

Hoovering is

Lettuce spry

our Father, who art a Hoover........
Hallowed be thy name......

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all will become nightooverites Welcome to the fold of our hoover n i g h t h o o v e r

Thank you

just what I need this moment....awful day......

P.S. how bored are you?

You having a bad day? I punched my keyboard earlier, after accidently loosing the Email about when and where my PhD interview is got a bit mythed and angry this morning Bored? me? Fairly; the hooversis and other chapters of the book were translated many, many months ago, but I only just got round to putting them up on the site of nighthoover why you ask? lettuce spry n i g h t h o o v e r

They is goooooooood

but printing them out woke the hubby........(15 pages )

just come off afternoon shift,with my first mill start up, which I almost stuffed up, so running on adrenalin, had lots of little probs, which collided into bigger prob, which I finally sorted 1/2 hr before shift change ) and my pet rattie went to rattie paradise this afternoon

Took my mind from all else........

Lettuce spray

b*mmer about the email, murphy at work again

Well, lettuce both hope things get better for us tomorrow Our nighthoover, who hath a hoover,
nighthoover be thi name,
in nighthooverdom, as it is in H2G2,
something, la de do di dum n i g h t h o o v e r

yeah, I couldn't figure out the rest either

I'm off for 3 days and hootoo is finally allowing me to post again after being really slow all week

Our Hoover shall suck big tomorrow....(maybe, or at least on saturday)

lettuce spray

and I did read ALL the blog of the mighty nighhover,..... over the last couple of months....does this make me ?

Does that make you weird?; I wrote a lot of it, so what does htat make me? wahahahahahah I really ought to go check out some stuff to get me up to speed ready for this interview I didn't realise when I applied for the PhD, (guess I should have read through more carefully), but most of it I know nothing about.... and, of course, I didn't put that on teh application/CV n i g h t h o o v e r sucketh mightly with thi hoover : I should probably hoover again tomorrow, have already done so this week, but think* I've friends over at the weekend might have to dust as well

Dust not done that in weeks, will Hoover thou cos I have tramped mill mud through the house this week, been rainin here (gosh, how unusuall it is our wet season, after all....)Friends don't visit during the crush , cos I'm always asleep or at work!!!!!!!!

Hope you get your interview sorted,can't help, as I only know sugar molecule stuff

Just think of poker, and bluff your way through.....how I got my present job I think

'wet season'? Well, I've always managed to bluff my way thorough the interview; did for the BSc and the MSc and the PGCE Thought I might be pushing my luck a little thought, to try to do it for the PhD I'd prefer to know a bit at least Right, I'm logging off, so I can get some coffee and get some information and learn loads of rubbish about this boring stuff I want to spend three years, and ultimately the rest of my life doing hmm, can't but help feeling somethings a bit rong with that idea back later, probably

I got to go to is near on 3 in morn here
we have two seasons here, wet and dry when wet, very wet, when dry, very dry
oh, thank the Hoover for computers and google

good luck and eat plenty of cheese..........

Not sure what to have for dinner, not really that hungry really well, I did have a couple of burgers with cheese for lunch, and that was a fairly late lunch, about 2 PM catch you tomorrow

Good evening........

never eat food that comes in a bucket

So true I had a bowl of healthy noodles last night, then felt hungry a little while later, and had a rathe runhealthy garlic bread baton, which I melted some cheese on as well and now I'm thinking about lunch My shopping is being dilivered later today, between 2 and 4 PM, and I'm not sure if I fancy what I;'ve left (just some cheeses and bread and things) I might run and get a shower, and pop down the road to the bakery, and pick up a filled roll and a pasty/sausage roll/pie Have to do laundry today an dhoover the house again, in case it is* this weekend I've got friends over and I've got to fit becoming an expert on all things molecular biology at some point; in preperation for the PhD interview may the power of nighthoover carry me through the interview

Study and hoover?
you must be a genius

oh I would love to have my shopping delivered, but online shopping is still a few years away from our small towm ...........................................
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sorry for the interruption, just watching a cooking show, chicken stuffed chicken, looks yummy

MMm, chicken stuffed chicken; does that come with a chicken garnish, some grated roast chicken, and a chicken salad on the side? Well, got a shower. Went to corner shop, got some more cigarettes (later realising I've still a hundred sitting upstairs that a friend got whilst working abroad) Went further up road to bakery got a loaf of bread; didn't have the large grannery loaf I normally get left, so, and as I've still half a loaf left at home, i got one of the 'round grannery loafs, should be nice got a sausage and bacon cheese topped baton roll and a steak and kidney hot pie and a slice of carrot cake came home, slipped out of my jeans, put on shorts, put stuf fin machine to be washed, turned on washing machine, had lunch, did some work thinking about more work/revising, and hoovering probably too early for hoovering

the chicken stuffed chicken was..

a stuffed deboned spatchcock ( bacon onion butter bread and parsley, all lightly fried together),placed inside a large deboned chicken, then roasted slowly till crisp and golden.........

hoovering can be done anytime and when done semi nude to loud music is even better.....

I eat rye bread as I can't eat gluten, but that doesn't stopp me standing outside the bakery and drinking in the wonderful smell of fresh bread

mmmmmmmmmm
suasge and bacon yum, even better with a bit of bitey cheese......... and an

Mmm, I love rye bread Can't get that from teh little bakery up the road though and the supermarket I'm getting my shopping dilivered from today, doesn't do a really* nice rye bread; but the other one I use does (I alternate, taking advantage of the differences between each) I noticed the other day, that some of the supermarkets here are now selling glutin free breads, pastas etc : I've known a few people with that intolerance; intollerent to anything else with it? I don't know how I'd manage without bread sometimes I'll just have an entire meal consisting of lots of toast often with cheese mind right, I really* should* log out, go and get some revision done, find out some more information, work out train times, think about hoovering.... but first a coffee I recon

MMMMMMMM
bread and cheese toast and cheese

not so much intolerant as sensitive, gluten makes me bloated and within 6 hrs I fart something terrible , even the dog gets a funny look on his face and removes himself outside...........

Gluten free breads DO NOT taste like bread, they are bread substitutes , but corn pastas are really nice

yes you really should be revising only a few days to go, but hoovering should come first..

lettuce spray (with cheese and tomato and just a touch of heinz english salad creme)

well, I've got some stuff off the net to look at, should help *fingers crossed> where is my shopping? its nearly 4 PM, and they are dilivering between 2 and 4 think I better begin reading some of this stuff, or perhaps sort out train times first keep out of the rain