h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This place is found by ripping a small hole in the bottom of the underwater stream in certain places, and climbing down. The hole closes behind you, but the small room is lit by fungus all over the walls.
Water seeps in from all sides and down into a whirlpool in the middle; which appears to be the start of a large, hollow root. From above, where the undergroudn stream was, the mot water pours in, but also more smaller root-like things carry flowing water in and out of the walls of this room, spiraling downward, and then pouring the water on the floor here. This water flows right into the whirlpool also.
Cracks can be seen around the walls, and one of them shows the cavern that is reached by the stream. Pollen flows down here in large amounts sometimes, so this whole room has very strong affects on one's mind.
Lining the edges of the room are several large plants that seem to move their viens around them. But the most interesting thing about them is that insdie of their flowers, are blue organic tubes containing different colored liquids...


*AK clambers down*

*follows AK down*

It's probably a good time to do this...

*pulls out a small black device*
*presses the trigger*

*a humongous explosion is heard, making the entire place vibrate for several seconds, and its half deafening*

*takes his gas mask off*

What did you just do AK?

what was that?

I blew up the caves.
Nothing good has ever coem out of them being opened, only about two rebellions. So I decided the world is better off without them. There are more entrances, but the three we discovered first are closed. (considerign the caves inside span nearly 3 miels away from the entrance...)

So where now then?

*looks around*

*draws his sword just in case*

well that solevs some problems i supose...

Only the first few caverns were collapsed.
Anyway, I psoted a nice description.
I think the thigns that are important in here would be... ... the plants... and the whirlpool...
*tosses a glowing ball of magical light in the whirlpool*

*glowing ball disappears into whirlpool, and , although you ca't see, comes out inside the huge flower*

*considers jumping straight into the whirlpool then reconsiders it until it has been tested*

*sniffs a flower*

*sneezes*

*picks up one of the little tubes from a flower*

*giggle*

*picks up one of the tubes from the flowers and examines it*

interesting

*pick up a small tube half filled with reddish liquid that's being poured into it slwoly by the flower*

*holds it away from his face, and pulls open the top*


*with a small voosh it erupts in flame, scorching AK's hands and causing him to drop it in the water, where the flame goes away*
*plunges his hands into the water*



The red stuff... it's... napalm!

*drops the blue tune he picked up before anything can happen to him into the whirlpool*

No... wait... if red is napalm, well, I can't see why blue would too?

*gets out a cushioning container*
*stores several of the red tubes in it for later*

*gets out soem tongs and squeezes the a blue tube with it...*

*does the same with green, yellow, and silver*

*Khamsin follows AK*

*watches, waiting*