h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*spartacus circles and barks up the tree. Then he marks it.* yuck

*the cat jumps easyly from tree to tree*
catch me if you can dog...

*farsseing observer*

*thedirtyvicar climbs up a nearby tree and pulls a grrappling hook out of his bottemless bag of tricks, trows it around the cats tree, swings down like tarzan and snatches up the cat)*

"Hungry Spartacus?"

*scratches the vicker and shifts into the form of a crow then flys away*

*dabs everclear on wounds then takes a swig*

where is that hang-glider i had earlier? Did I leave it in the trunk of the car again? "ahh crap."

*yells to Dr Anthea while shaking fist in air wildly*

"I'll get you sooner or later....you think your pretty clever with your shape-shiffting and flying away behaviour but i'll get you yet!"

*lights a cigerette before remembering there is a highly flammible alcohol all over his face*

"ahh double crap"

<*observes in pyromanical amusement*>

*lands high in another tree*
*turns back to human form*
always find out a little bit about the person your chacing...
*throws waterover the vicar*

Why thank you. That was fun. Once i am threw with my experiments in the labritory i will be back. Back....with a vengence.
*insert sinister mad scientist laugh and bad 80's action movie backround music*

*a group of ducks go out for a picknic in the forest*

*they came across some caves and wonko leaving them*

*wonders who is sniping what*

they finished ages ago. now it's just the forest.

*a bullet wizzes past woinkos head indicating that it has not finished*

*ducks start to load a launcher for a sesonal battle*

a wizzes towards the back of Antheas head

*feels a splatter and cold ice runing down the back of her neck*

* hits near the duck*

*whispers* Darn missed

*a hits her launcher*

*Slips into the shadow of another tree to get a better shot*