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Entry: WHY - A1156709
Author: Charityplayer - U213864





That is both true and sufficient is it not

Good poem, but not what we're looking for. Have you read the Writing-Guidelines? Have you seen the Alternative Writing Workshop: Writing-Alternative ?

TARNISHED COPPERS


NO COPPER IS PERFECT,
COPPERS ARE TARNISHED AND BROWN,
NO COPPER IS PERFECT,
NO COPPER THAT YOU FIND,
LYING
AROUND

NO COPPER IS PERFECT,
NO COPPER THAT CAN BE FOUND,
NO COPPER IS PERFECT,
TARNISHED COPPERS ABOUND

WHENEVER I SEE A TARNISHED COPPER,
LYING ON THE GROUND,
I ALWAYS BEND OVER
AND PICK IT UP,
RATHER THAN KICK IT AROUND

'COS A TARNISHED COPPER,
THAT WAS ONCE BRIGHT,
IS A SORRY LOOKING SIGHT,
LYING IN THE GUTTER
ON A COLD WET WINDY NIGHT

NO COPPER IS PERFECT,
JUST AS THE WORLD IS ROUND,
NO COPPER IS PERFECT,
COPPERS ARE TARNISHED AND BROWN

You still don't get the point of this site, do you, Charityplayer?

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I'm no longer a Scout, but I'd recommend we just ask the Eds to remove this ASAP as the author has a history of ignoring the point of PR and reviewers - see the poem in repsonse to a comment.

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THE CONDEMNED MAN ATE A HEARTY MEAL,
AND WENT OUT TO WAIT ROUND THE BLOCK,
THE CLOCK STRUCK SEVEN,
INSTEAD OF ELEVEN,
ICKORY
DICKORY
DOCK

THE CLOCK BY THE BLOCK
SAID THE AXEMAN,
TENDS TO RUN A BIT SLOW,
HOW MANY LIFETIMES THERE ARE
BETWEEN SEVEN AND ELEVEN,
I CANNOT TELL,
I DO NOT KNOW

YOU HAVE TO LAUGH
SAID THE AXEMAN,
YOU HAVE TO LAUGH IN THE END,
LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF
IF YOU LIKE,
LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF,
MY FRIEND

THE CONDEMNED MAN STOOD,
BY THE BLOCK OF WOOD,
AND TRIED TO DO AS THE AXEMAN HAD SAID,
BUT ALL HE FOUND,
WHEN HE TRIED TO LAUGH,
WAS THAT HE WANTED TO KEEP HIS HEAD

YOU HAVE TO LAUGH
SAID THE AXEMAN,
YOU HAVE TO LAUGH IN THE END,
I WOOD KNOT CRY
IF I WOZ YOU,
I WOOD KNOT CRY

MY FRIEND

See?

I tell you what:

If I was that crap a poet,
I'd prefer it if others didn't know it.

email sent

e-mail received,
e-mail replied

hotmail hotmail,
e-mail fried

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No. You're an irritating bore.

Charityplayer To The Punctuation Police




Re: Alternative Writing Workshop

The Introduction And Editorial Page Invites
Paste-Ups of Work In Progress Not Yet Finished

And
Refers Finished Articles To Peer Review For Peer Review

Article http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A1156709 WHY
Is Primer Case Example of A Finished Work From Charityplayer








The Writing Guidelines Speaks For Themselves And Them Elves

The Writing Guidelines Are Freehand Open Form
Text Form
Reporting Form
Prose Form
Flowery Prose Form
Poetry Form
Pretty Poetry Form
Rap Form
Political Plat Form
Platy Plus Form
Rhyme Form
None Are Excluded
All Are Permitted And Invited
Writing Guideline 8: Write in your own style rather than that of Douglas Adams

Guideline 8 Is Consistent With With The Notion of Freedom of Expression
That Has Recently Attached Its'Self To The Olde English Common Right To Freedom of Speech

Only Finished Articles Are Invited For Paste-Up And Peer Review



Article http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A1156709

Is A Bony Fido Finished Article

So You Can Turn Off The Flash Harrys And Claim Virtual Carbon Credits



Yours Was A Good Review
Good Poem....

Charityplayer Hopes You Find Wot You Are Looking For



By The Way

Inspector Mole of The Yard Has BlackSpotted The Apostrophe of Catostrophe
Above The Queens' Entrance To The Palace of Westminster In Physical Reality

Full marks for finding guideline 8. Minus several million for ignoring guideline 7.

Charityplayer To <.The Flash Harry In The Post Above>







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