h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A couple more things to ponder about cats. Some people are quite allergic to them. Their mere presence in a room can cause anything from sneeze fits to rashes to uncontrollable bodily functions.

Also, many people love and adore cats, even though they serve no noticable purpose other than to pretend they didn't do it, whatever 'it' happens to be at the time.

Seeing a cat walk into a glass patio door is quite amusing. How any animal is able to convey "I meant to do that" by sheer body language and the flip of the tail is beyond me.

Personally, I can't stand the annoying little tribbles with legs. And God (or fate or whatever you personally believe in at the moment) seems to torture me by having me fall in love with women before I learn they keep five cats at their home.

Allergy sinus tylenol has ceased working, and I'm out of my prescription for Claritin.