A Conversation for The Evil Bread
And the results were...
Nice-Dalek Started conversation Aug 12, 2003
Audience: Clap Clap Woohoo! Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Woohoo! Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
(CUT TO: A crusty looking man in a chair facing the cameras.)
Film Critic: Well done to you sir, that was a thoroughly rip-roaring piece of artistic craftsmanship, the characterisation of each character was fully rounded into a pazaz of unique originalty. Al of which is usually held in silence has now been exposed in a flash of whizz-banging colour and excitement. Whoever those two are at the top they do this page a great honour with presenting to us all such a vastly superior presentation of a literary masterpiece!
Even the inclusion of the farm and the evil rabbit made it wholesome and jolly fun larks.
What? What do you mean this isn't Watership Down? I reading Watership Down, whatever this convoluted thing is I'll take a butchers and then a bakers, oh what the hell- I'll buy out the entire lot!
(CUT TO: The Oswald ceremony.
Many celebrities sit in chairs facing the stage, Lord Mike at the front, Queen Pamela in the royal box, Lindsay beside her sucking his thumb.)
Announcer: And now to present the official Oswald awards we give you audience- Nibbles the Otter and Otto the Penguin.
{Nibbles hurries on pursued by the Penguin until they come to a podium, each one of them is wearing a tuxedo.)
Otto: Yes, it's been sometime since our last appearance and we are thankful to name the candidates for the awards.
Nibbles: Eeep eeeeep eeeep eeep eeep eep.
Otto: I just said that you delicious little morsel! And now the the four to claim the prize for best serial ever.
Nibbles: Eeeep eeeeeep eeeeeeeep ep eeep eeppe eep eeeeeeep.
Otto: I'll announce the candidates, why don't you go rolling in sewage?
Anyway here are the candidates: For Improbable Plan- Lord Mike!
(A spotlight shines down on Mike, he waves, roses, pansies, barbed wire, grenades, spikes are thrown at him but he instead doffs his hat.)
Otto: The Evil Bread starring Sir Lance and General Ford.
(Spotlight flashes on the two of them huddled by the stage.)
Steven: I do hope we win, then people can take us seriously eh Lance?
Lance: I wonder why Nibbles isn't wearing any trousers?
Steven: What?
Brain: Idiot! Oh no, I'm tongue tied, say something, anything you idiot!
Lance: Quack!
Steven: Oh, I see.
Otto: Count Tempus for Murder!
(Tempus sits in a dark glittering throne opposite Lord Mike, the two of them stare at each other before looking to the stage.)
Otto: And lastly, Nibbles for his Eeep Eep on the river?
Nibbles: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Otto: And the winner is....
SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OUT!
And the results were...
The Masked Ermine Posted Aug 12, 2003
THe lights turn back on quite menacingly, or at least as menacingly as lights can turn on.
Emperor MAtrtin: It is I, Emperor MArtin; for my part in Lord Mike: Enigmatic Keeper of Enigmacy, that has won!
Lord Mike: No it's not, you're not even a nominee!
Emperor Marin: Never the less, I'm taking the Oswald and leaving you guys here quite trophiless! Mwahahahahahahaha!! Oh, and this building, it's not going to be here in about well, three seconds, Chao Bambinos!
Emperor MArtin disappears in a puff of smoke.
Tempus: Well, to think that's my confidante!
Lance: This has been a very large three seconds.
Steven: I don't know it all rather depends on your postion; I mean if you're in a black hole......
Lord Mike: (snaps fingers) That's it! Otto's portable black hole that he stores his ABD in! It's buying us time, quickly everyone out of the Mills theater!
Tempus: Mills theater? THat's a little egotistical.
Lord Mike: No time, just go!
Everyone files out of the theater as it explodes.
Cuts to theme music as this epilogual cliffhanger happens.
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