h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Annat and Tent get led into palace*

*gets lead, obviously*

*mist pours through the halls as the two are taken to an audience room*

*looks around the room, reaching out with the Force for any potential immediate threats or surprising potential allies*

< ... >

<Well, I don't have much to work with today do I?)

< Well when you say you've quit... >

*the atmosphere is similar to the warehouse albeit with a few broken Swoops scattered around pending repair*

*curtain rise and Gandoah the Hutt appears in all his... slimness...*

*looks round at the Swoops before looking upon the Hutt*

*Gandoah blinks, the right eye delaying*


GANDOAH: Rood eht so-heck...

*minion rushes over and large garage like door closes behind Annat/Tent*

*steps forwards*

Just to let you know, I don't go in for Skywalker-esque threats on Hutt crimelords, mighty Gandoah. I just tend to protect myself when I have to...

*smiles sarcastically*

So why oh why have you brought us here?

GANDOAH: Tah-come justak meenkie grabbel moggo! *lackies laugh* Wanta dah moolee-rah?



TENT: He wants to know why you haven't paid him... *cough*

*rolls eyes*

Because, oh wise and powerful Gandoah, I am not aware that I owed you any money... I'm sure you can appreciate that oh so simple fact?

*looks to Tent and whispers*
I didn't know you can speak Huttese?

TENT: There was a need to tell you?

Touche...

What the hell do I owe this thing money for??

*reaches out with the force, hunting for any concealed trapdoors*

TENT: *cough* He understands Basic...

*turns to Gandoah*

So what the hell do I owe you money for?

GANDOAH: *blurbs in Huttese*



*Tent squints*

TENT: Err... That he supplied you with goods and slaves. He knows your voice.

*walks up to the Hutt*

I am Annat Tayswi. Jedi Master. I have no need for slaves Gandoah. And I am fairly sure that /you/ have no goods which interest me.