h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hahahahhahahha I KNEW I'd win xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Spread a little love thats my philosophy.You should try it sometime ! x

Pinky walks slowly past the winning post.One hand behind her back and blindfolded,turns,gracefully and waves to the losers far behind her....I win x Takes out her megaphone to make sure all can hear,and repeats .....I WIN x

As she waits for everyone else to catch up.Pinky re-runs the race,for pure pleasure,cos she can.Wins again,collects the gold medal yet again....Puts it into her winners cabinet,along with all the rest..These gold medals all could do with a clean,where's Jesi when you need her ? I win x

*elimintes Pinky and everyone but Jesi with his orbtilery (Orbital Artillery)

Skye just bounds ahead using his power of happiness!

Pinky races ahead spreading love to everyone x

Skye pulls Pinkys pants down so he trips over.

Apart from the fact Pinkys a 'she' and not a 'he' she finds this quite humiliating..But wins anyway x

*tunes you all into the sounds of my media class*
A dog and a chicken go: cluck-bow
Helen Keller and Ellen Degeneres go: MRAAAAAGH lesbian

I win anyway x

Distracts Pinky in a vaguely pornographic way and then says......

I WIN!!

Me ftw

TRanslation: I win

Skye wins..Hands down ,without a doubt !

Hooray!

*bounces*

Pinky comes second for being my pornographic buddy

Right,thankyou Skye hahahahha NOW I am blushing but,I'm prepared to take second place to you..You win

*takes pinky to a seperate room*
I'm willing to concede the victory to continue this in private...

Ermmm,what ? NOW ? I thought you wanted to see my painting ? It's NEVER going to be finished at this rate !!! You win,I'll be second..until you find the private room of course !

hee hee.
*searches*

You REALLY don't have to search right now Skye...Your winning remember ?

I'd rather have this itch scratched than win a race