h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never been to Endor. I'm sure it'll be interesting.

well this is your chance to be speared by an ewock or two then

Sounds rude Master.

Really Shawoo I dont know what you mean

Nothing Master.

*cough*

When shall we leave.

we leave as soon as i inform the masters that we're going
I dont think they should have any problems....
and if they do we'll just leave faster
lets test that security system
whats the worst that can happen
i here ionisation isnt that painful....

*leaves to find masters*

*drags all willing to her ship*

*Runs after her.*

*follows, nearly trips but stays standing*

*Walks in and sits down, looks around for master Seneth and waits patiently for an acknowledgement*

*master seneth walks in and starts to clean the floor on the room with a long handled brush apparently taking no notice of anything else in the room*

*Looks for another broom and helps to sweep*

Ah, new to our ranks are you?
nice day don't you think, at least its not storm season
*he smiles to himself and continues sweeping*

I wouldn't know about storms but yes it is an nice day and I am new here. The name's djin. Pleased to meet you.

*stops sweeping and stands with his elbow leaning on the broom handle*
the first lesson in being a jedi
is how not to be one.... do you understand?

I'll be honest master ...do I call you master?... anyway its a little vague. I've spent my whole life 'not being a jedi' I don't even know how to be a jedi. I understand if this question is a trick intended to get me to think through the meaning of being a jedi, but if not then I'm sorry but I dont understand.
*continues sweeping, looking somewhat confused*

its probably a trick to be honest
and you can call me what you wish
but its probably best to be respectful