h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well i cant think of anything at the moment,
so tell me about your trials how were thay?

My trials....they seemed quite long, for a start...

I fought Gr'jar - he's *rather* skilled - and he asked me, about what I feel, and then I climbed this big hill up to a cave...I went inside and -

Cheni was in there, but she had a double red lightsaber...she was Sith. But she turned into a Yuuzhan Vong. I fought him, cut of his hand, and he managed to get me with his amphistaff...but I killed him in the end. But he released these Razor Bugs.

I managed to destroy them...and he disappeared, along with my wounds...and there was Chnei unconscious, as the cave started to collapse. I grabbed her and took her outside and she disappeared.

*Then*, I was standing on my hands and levitating these boulders...and I saw things. Fire...in my past...

~~And I saw your child.~~

And then it was over.

ah... the exitemtent of a trial...
I am afraid to say it gets harder from here...
but if you ever need someone to talk to then just grab another knight, or Tobru there... sometimes maybe even a master and shout at them for a while till thay give you some adivice ok

~~you... saw it... well... dont tell me anymore... i want it to be a suprise....~~

congratulations in passing, but you cant take it easy now you know

I'll remember that, Anoon. And I know. I look forward to my first assignment.

~~And I will tell you nothing more of your child...but you need not worry about the future.~~

*smiles warmly*

that is also good to know,
i wonder if i had any covers on the deciver...
and maybe the droid can fix the window...
and there must be something more comfortable than a campbed
I best go look,
join me if you will or go get some rest... or something like that
*stabds up and wanders off to the hanger*

I'll help you, Anoon.

*follows her*

*droid enters followed by Anoon*
*droid whistles*
yes that window...
*droid whistles again*
i dont know how your going to do it, just get it done...
*droid worbles sadly*
oh... oh fine just leave me to do it on my own fine thas fine
*droid bleeps repetedly*
no no i will do it, dont bother your circits...
*droid starts fixing window and Anoon puts down the boxes and smiles slightly*

*comes in*

Your droid is...rather eccentric.

Do you want the walls painted? Could do with some colour.

yes ofcorse.. whatever you think is best...
*droid worbles slightly to Eland*
ok you help her i will fix the window...
*droid moves away from the window*
*anoon starts fixing the window and the droid helps Eland with some paint*

*laughs and starts painting the walls*

*fixes the window and stands by a cornor for a few minets before slowly slideing down the wall asleep*

*to droid* Carry on, don't stop now...

*the droid bleeps indignantly*

*goes over to Anoon and settles her on the camp bed, putting the extra blankets over her*

*Anoon sleeps on*
*droid does as is commanded*

*goes back and starts on a new wall*

<>

*droid bleeps chirpely*
*Anoon partly wakes up*
but its not time for work yet...
*rolls over to go back to sleep but falls out of the camp bed insted*
ah... ok ok i am up...
*droid whistles*
hay... its not funny...
*droid continues painting*
yeah thats right.... you do that...
*gets up disentangling herself from the blankets*
*folds the blankets neetly and looks around he room*
nice coulour... i dont remember going to bed...
*picks up some of the material from the ship and studies it for a moment then measures the window and starts to make a pair of curtins from the material*

I'm glad you like the colour. *grins at the droid, shakes her head*

Anything else you want to use the fabric for? New robes?

*keeping a straight face* ~~Roomier ones? *~~

these ones will do for now,
*finshes makeing the curtins*
cant think of whatelse to use it for...


well that looks like the painting is finished...
and i am going to go ad ask the council for something to do... sitting around all day is not one of my best abilitys
*droid bleeps*
no you cant come... i have enough to think about as it is without makeing sure your behaveing
*droid whistles*
oh you promice to behave do you... well...
no no i dont like to have you following behind me all the time
*droid worbles annoyed*
look... just because your infrount of me sometimes does not change the situation at all... your still not comeing, honestly your one of the strangest droids i know.
*droid bleeps*
anmore of that and i am sending you back to were you came from, and thay wont take kindly to your new personality... esspecualy since your the one who helped me get here... and anyway what happens if thay get you to tell them were i am, i dont want iritated slavers looking around no-one will
*droid whistles and worbles*
i know you wont want to tell them, but thay have ways of makeing a droid talk...
*droid bleeps a lot*
no stay here... i will come back for you later ok but no droidds in the council chamber
*droid bleeps*
i know thats not a rule... but your still not following me.
*Anoon leaves the chambers*
*droid bleeps sadly*

<*hops up and down* OOOH!! Tell us ALL about the conception!!>

*has already slunk off into the shadows*