h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::A large chamber, containing the traditional hammock and chest. Also present are what seems to be a minibar, a rack on which are two blaster rifles, an assortment of pistols and a space for Annat's lightsaber. On the mantle are two holograms, one of Qui-Gonn Jinn (founder of the Order of the Living Force) and one of Gr'Jar (Annat's mentor). In the corner is a holocron projector and a two-way comm system. Assorted bits and pieces such as lighters and droid gears litter every available surface::

*strolls in muttering to himself*
Marrol, up his own Jacksee, full of his own self importance....

*opens the chest and changes back into his traditional Tatooine farmer getup covered by a long brown Jedi Robe. Clips his lightsaber to his belt and stacks his other weapons on the rack*

*sits in the hammock and meditates.*

*Knocks on door*

Hi, have you got something large and alcoholic and then something I can beat the out of

*roots through the minibar and throws her a can of something alcoholic*

Well, as you can see, my training droids have already had steam let off onto them.

*points to a chair*

But I don't mind listening to a rant, have a seat.

*pulls out another beer and a cigarette and settles back into another chair*

Ok here goes

1) who died and put him in charge

2) what it his problem with you

3) he desperatly needs to get laid

4) he does realise this is pretend doesn't he

*Opens beer and drains half of it*

<a few of those points should've been in <>s I think>

1) Well, when Gr'Jar "died" our young friend assumed that he was best replacement, I think.

2) I'm a maverick





*takes a drag and a few swigs*

I just don't know what we can do with him, but it needs to be done before he tries to get me excommunicated.....

<Sorry about the <>'s>

Well here's hoping he gets over it

I'll drink to that! Cheers!

< Backstabbing, disputes, talking behind each others backs and anger. Oh dear.

I just hope that your slightly over reacted comments don't alienate AD before this drifts into some kind of primal bullying.

And this plan of his is slightly flawed in that:

1/ We only have 3 knights- one gone, and no padawans that are resident!

and 2/ You all seem to think that a war with the New Republic is AN answer as well as THE answer!

And why have you added an apostrophe to your name?>

I never said we needed a war with the new republic, it surprised the hell out of me when this rearguard/evacuation thing came about and if you read the BL I have asked who said anything about war, I thought we were going to uncover corruption in the senate

< The knights train the padawans!

But where have you all got the idea that the Senate is corupt allied with the Sith and is fully intent on wiping out jedi?

See the story from other perspectives.

To us 'jedi' we are the protectors of the galaxy.

Look at it from the New Republic- by alligning with all planets they think themselves as protectors of the galaxy. The difference being, is that they're political.

Any threat, any whiff of an uprising that could threaten democracy and freedom is going to put a stop to it a soon as possible. That's what countries do!

And the fact that Gr'jar said to Annat after their meeting with Kellin that is just misguided. That doesn't mean he's getting voodoo on his head from the hooded figure. Not everyone is an Emperor in diguise if they are in leadership of a lot of states! >

< Just do what jedi do: Defend peace! >

I have a plan!

Coming?

*gets up and runs to the Council Chamber*

<s after Annat>

*comes in*

*presses the red button on the wall*

*a hologram of Annat appears*

Greetings Padawan. I am Annat Tayswi, Knight of the Living Force, and I am here to train you. Firstly you need a weapon.

*indicates chest*

In there you will find crystals and materiels to make a lightsaber. Please, go ahead.

*looks in chest anyway*

Your 'Saber is a link between yourself and the Force. It is an extension of your being and is your primary mode of defense. Once your lightsaber is completed we will try some exercises.

it is done.

*nodding of head*