h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the remote gets cleaved in two*

now, lets try aagain, and this time don't cut my driod in half okay

*switches on another, this one moves much higher into the air out of lightsaber range befreo firing*

sorry Master, improvising with my technique

*swings lightsabre to parry the droids new onslaught*

*walks back in*

i have all the parts master what now

can i get a lightsaber

*leans against door-frame and folds arms,smiling*

Long time no see,Master.Having fun?

Master it feels like i've been at this for days,

can i take a break?

*pops out for a drink*

*comes back into the dojo*

Whats next Master?

ive been busy finding these parts master they are very tricky to find arent they

*shows him peices*

what shall i do with them

Lorelei here will show you how to make a lightsaber with your parts,

then Lorelei can instruct you on sparring

Sure,okay.

*turns to padawan*

I'm Lorelei,obviously.Nice to meet you.

~~See,Jo'tra,I've mellowed.~~

~~Oh,I meant to say,Ja'mir's sister has invited me to Naboo next month.You wanna come?~~

*still battling 2 droids, shouts over shoulder*

Pleased to meet you Lorelei, i am Miebb Cl'wel

~~younglings you must show how you can work together, arround the academy you will find several items which ou could put together, all of the items reprisent the living force but when joined they will represent this order go fourth and may the force be with you~~

*turns off lightsabre*

Thank you Falice, come As'ebb let us go.

*leaves the dojo, without waiting to see if he follows*

~~Hi,Miebb.~~

Don't think I know this Falice.They new?*tips head ever so slightly so she looks endearingly cute*What've I missed?

so what shall i do now

~~farlock, construct yourself a lightsaber... use the force to tell you how~~

~~Lori go do what your told, as a knight its my job to keep you busy,~~

*starts using the force to create a lightsaber*

that was very easy

*starts following miebb*

~~Well,the padawan I've been told to help has bugged off somewhere.~~

~~watch your language youngling,
if a task you seek one I shall asign.
go into the galaxy and find one thing which means the most to you
one thing which calls out to you and bring it here. then explain to me why you have chosen it. go now,~~