h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*trains with her lightsaber ignoring this new person trying to train them*

< you can't kill me as I'm not on h2g2 hardly at the moment... not my fault>

Right,okay,you all got it?*They nod.*Good.

You start us off,please.*points at a padawan*


Padawan:The Council HQ on Courasont.I saw it on a hologram once.It's the most beautiful thing in the galaxy.I'm going to go there one day.*opens one eye*Did I do okay?

Lorelei:*smiles*

You did great,kiddo.Now close your eyes again.

*padawan does so*

Okay,put up your hand if you want to go next.

*A bunch of hands go up*Okay,you - with the red hair and beads.Tell us about it.

*padawan looks round at lori*
it was the deserts of tatooine... the golden sand blowing across an oasis...

[1] Hey I was going to say Tatooine

[2] well no-one stopping you!

[1] but you said it... I cant if you did!

[2] I dont see why not...

[1] because I dont want it to be the same as yours!

[2] we're ment to be jedi.... calm, reasoning....

*1 activates saber and swings wildly in the direction of 2 who activates her own saber and deflects just in time*

[2] ~~ Master... help please...~~

*comes into the room without warning*

What's this? New padawan? I'm Jedi Knight Eland Losid.

*casts her eyes over them all, smiling slightly*

Well then. Do any of you need some training?

*the two padawan that were fighting lower there sabers, all of them bow to Eland*

[1] Master we were brought here to be trained, since then we have seen three knights including you and this other padwan *points at loú*
who tryed to instruct us but will not instruct herself

*shakes her head wryly*

Your training starts now, I'd wager. This is where I'll stay.

*turns to Loú*

Your enthusiasm is good, it will inspire you to learn. But do not train others til you are of a level to do so yourself.

**

I wasn't given much of a choice.Master Jo'tra asked me to keep an eye on them,and they asked for help.I was just trying to calm them down.

I'm Lorelei...Anoon's sister.The one who isn't dead but she wishes was.

*raises one eyebrow and nods*

Then, what can you do? Have you been trained, by Jo'tra perhaps?

Um...a little.He disappeared when someone started blowing up the place.Before that,I was trained for a year by Master Ale'eson in the
Outer Rim.

Not really,we just started when someone started to blow the place up,so he had to go...but before I came here I was trained for a year by Master Ale'eson in the Outer Rim...so I know some stuff.

*shruggs*

Oh yeah,and I used to be a bounty-hunter,so that comes in handy somethimes.