h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*thcur leaves the ship and follows his master*

*disbouards the scrambler and signals to a droid*
check this ship out
*follows falice to the infirmary*

*enters*
Could someone give me a lift to Coronet? I left my ship there.

*begins to scavenge loose parts and begins to put together a ship*

*Shalla enters and watches for a moment.*

Whatcha doing?

*hears Shalla and turns around*
My ship, the Techno Union, is currently at the Coronet Landing Bay, and i need to get it... even if i have to build my own ship from scraps

*a droid trundels over*
droid: Why not just borrow a freight?

*walks into the hanger*

Right you two.
I need some lackes before someone puts me back in my place,
Naped, Shalla I want you both in my ship quickly,
we'll go get Naped's ship before we go out on manuvers,
Shalla I need you to help me man the guns on the scrambeller.

you see any scrap round here that you might want pick it up before we leave,
we're in a bit of a hurry I dont know how long the council will sit around before they get annoyed with me,

chop chop jump to it and all that

uh...right...yes master.

*heads for the scrambler*

*drops the spanner and boards the scrambler*
Thanks Anthea... much appreciated

*Jo'tra walks in and starts sorting through the scrap piles separating everything into two piles*

*he speaks into his comlink whilst sorting through everything*

*THe LAst Gibúr takes off*

*boards the scrambeler*

*picks some parts and starts rigging something to the enterence of the hanger*

*a few minutes later he starts building a baracade close to the main enteremce to the rest of the temple. Placing weapons and parts of droids inside the baracade*

*Jo'tra searches for a repulsor sled big enough and starts loading things onto it*

*Lands in the hangar in an old YT-1900 small freighter fitted for combat*
*steps down from the landing ramp and starts unloading some personal effects*

(Before you stands a Keldor of moderate height and build with dark red skin and a rough gun metal colour breath mask)

Strange things have been happening to me and I was told to seek out the Jedi. Can any of you help me?

use the force. only then will you seek out the jedi. But take heed. Remember what Yoda said. 'Wary of the Sith you must be'

*a young man with sandy brown hair walks forward*

I spose so....
though i don't know why you'd want to be bothering

My friends. Like you, i too am a pretend jedi. In my dreams concealed at my hip is a light sabre to which i slay sith lords and evil clones and those robots with the long faces (that don't do an awful lot if you ask me)

Anyway, back to the point. Why don't all of us try and become REAL jedis. We could do it. The 'Temple' will be in my garage. I have made the necessary arrangements to accomodate all of you who are willing to join this fantastic clan. I am skilled in the art of light sabre combat and am currently coaching my little brother and his neighbour friend. Join me fellows. My phone number is [Personal details removed by Moderator]. Call me if you want to join and don't call if you're foolish enough not to join. Together we can learn to use the force!

*Turns to the young man*

Why should I not bother? These .... thoughts that are not my own are beginning to bother me and my ship feels like its haunted with things moving at random. I need help.

'jedi anderson turns to jedi gareth. you moron, i already told you to use the force'

'jedi gareth; alright safe bruv'

well spose that it'd be alright ta show you the way then
though its been a bit quiet of late