The Importance of Microsoft in a care-free and stress-relieving world
Created | Updated Jul 30, 2003
Ah for those care-free days eh? Those ever-lasting days before Microsoft's Internet Exploder? Well you are completely and utterly wrong. Microsoft is the most important invention for the harmony of the universe since the wheel or Monty Python. The point is, we all get bored do we not? Well, what is boredom? Boredom is, according to Terry Pratchett the real means of evolution, but basicly, it is the state of mind when it yearns for something new.
Getting further to the point, we would easily get bored in a care-free world, because nothing would change and above all everyone would be happy. This is merely an assumption. Nobody would be happy. The reason being they would all become bored in a matter of hours. This is, coincidentally, the reason why the sixties and seventies ended, aside from December 31sts of course.
Even further to the point -- though we all know you like us to go off at tangents -- Microsoft gives us all stress doesn't it? When it makes the screen explode in complex patterns of lethal silicon? This therefore relieves us of boredom, annd as a side effect we take out the stress which has caused countless wars, not to mention the evoution of chipmonks, on our computers instead of on our fellow beings. Who then turn round and stab us in te back because they're too poor for a computer...
As a conclusion, Microsoft is a fundamental part of society in war prevension, chipmonk detainment and of course bordeom deterrant. So sit back, and be happy, until this page causes a fatal exception of 0E and you must restart your computer, press any key to continue.
PS. Has anyone ever found this "any" key they speak of?
Getting further to the point, we would easily get bored in a care-free world, because nothing would change and above all everyone would be happy. This is merely an assumption. Nobody would be happy. The reason being they would all become bored in a matter of hours. This is, coincidentally, the reason why the sixties and seventies ended, aside from December 31sts of course.
Even further to the point -- though we all know you like us to go off at tangents -- Microsoft gives us all stress doesn't it? When it makes the screen explode in complex patterns of lethal silicon? This therefore relieves us of boredom, annd as a side effect we take out the stress which has caused countless wars, not to mention the evoution of chipmonks, on our computers instead of on our fellow beings. Who then turn round and stab us in te back because they're too poor for a computer...
As a conclusion, Microsoft is a fundamental part of society in war prevension, chipmonk detainment and of course bordeom deterrant. So sit back, and be happy, until this page causes a fatal exception of 0E and you must restart your computer, press any key to continue.
PS. Has anyone ever found this "any" key they speak of?
