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Entertainment the old-fashioned way! Deafening, cheap, drunken and repetitive! Like a Grateful Dead tribute band, sort of, or the Stranglers on a good night.


Remember, the Aphex Aural Exciter is your friend.

No fear, as long as the guitars are in tune

and the batteries in the effects are fresh.

We borrow our rhymes from old Rap tunes,

and cite our influences in our tattoos.

Hours spent in the studio being convinced

by the engineer that we are too deaf to understand

why Quadraphonic Panning won't work anymore,

despite our memories of listening to Fink Ployd

while stoned in High School.

Gotta get a new engineer.

Too Old School

But he knows where the toilet paper is.

The man is always oppressing us with his knowledge.

When the revolution comes, first against the wall,

free toilet paper for one and all!
Guitar solo

Repeat Coda

Outro and fade


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