Title and plot for the next Harry Book I reckon. In which he builds upon his first relationship with a girl and JK introduces a few more vices!!

Harry Potter

Spotted a Rotter

Beneath a fallen tree


Said Harry Potter

To said Rotter

'You'd better flee from me'


Then Harry Potter

Threatened the Rotter

'I'll zap you with my wand'


But Harry Potter

Listened to Rotter

Who moved not to respond


So Harry Potter

Zapped the Rotter

With a deft wave of his wrist


But.. Harry Potter

Missed The Rotter

and herein lies the twist


Because Harry Potter

WAS the Rotter

Zapped a broken mirror piece


Both Harry Potter

And the Rotter

Felt the energy released


For Harry Potter

And the Rotters

Aim.. smelt like a skunk


As Harry Potter

And the Rotter

Were legless.. ie drunk


'Ouch!' Harry Potter

AKA the Rotter

Said as wound grew on his thigh


'I' Harry Potter

Declared the Rotter

'Surely cannot die'


'From Harry Potter

Or the Rotter

Self inflicted wounds'


As Harry Potter

And the Rotter

Limped back to their rooms


Then Harry Potter

ie The Rotter

Gave Hermione a smooch


'Tomorrow' Harry Potter

Promised the Rotter

'I'll stay off that Bl**dy Hooch !'

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