A Conversation for My Life as a Boozy Oaf
My Dear Auberon
Post Team Started conversation Jun 26, 2003
You really are behind the times, poor lovey!
The secret to free drinks and a space in the Royal Enclosure is (and always has been) to flash a big wodge about.
Sadly, on this occasion, you failed in this respect.
Moral? Don't keep your biggun in your pocket! Get it out and flash it about. 
My I suggest that, in order to gain admittance to Wimbledon, you don stockings, suspenders, a short French Maid's outfit and a pinny and grab a few trays of 
Yours -
The Editor
My Dear Auberon
Munchkin Posted Jun 26, 2003
Dear Editor,
A pleasure as ever to here your advice. I had heard that the simplest way into Wimbledon this year was to swear profusely, but I much prefer a day at Lords for the peace and quiet. And showing your worth is so "New Money" and I am most certainly not some nabob fresh from the Raj!
I remain yours,
Auberon Cholmondley
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