h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The way in which the NHS is payed for. Big talking point in the 1990s. People who dont smoke get very upset about having to breathe other people's smoke. There is a simple solution to this problem, however, it would involve the death of all non-smokers.

An even simpler solution is the destruction of all life. Anywhere. Or we could have themore sensibler edict of saying anyone stupid enough to put dried leaves in their mouth, and then set them on fire, is cleary too stupid to live, except in America. Just kidding. (c;