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Vogon Fortune Cookies

Ha! Stupid humans -

they put paper in their cookies!


'Life is a dream:

pursue your dreams.'

What's THAT supposed to mean?

'Rewards come from reaching out.'

Touch my cookies, mate,

you'll taste my fist.

'You make a good impression.'

Oh, yeah?

Here's an impression for you:

Bash cookies! Mash cookies!

(What're YOU lookin' at?)

Smash table! Thrash chairs!

(You got a problem with it, mate?)

Crush cookies! Pound cookies! Stomp cookies!

Cookies cookies stomp stomp stomp!!

... er ...

'May a thousand suns light your way.'

Bah! Stupid words,

good only for eating.


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