A Conversation for Eorlingas Regiment

Senior Officers Quarters

Post 141

Terran

Just making it look like I've not dissappeared entirely.... top secret business and all that... hush hush


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 142

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Fair enough. And André is my personal servant type critter.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 143

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*brushes down her war-sparrow and feeds it some severed body parts*


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 144

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*drinks more tea*


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 145

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*drops some of the severed body parts in the tea*


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 146

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Mmmm, tasty.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 147

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

I didn't know you liked severed body parts, Ralph?

Would you like some rancid yak butter with that?


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 148

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Oooh, yes please!


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 149

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*pours some rancid yak butter into Ralph's tea*

Yeah I found this rancid yak like half buried out back so I figured, why not make it into butter?


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 150

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Quite right, shame to let it go to waste.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 151

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

smiley - tongueout


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 152

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Got any suspensions of sulfatereducing bacteria lying around? They're great for dipping biscuits in.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 153

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Well actually now you mention it I had some on my toast this morning.

*pulls out a preserve jar*


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 154

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Ahhh, I love the smell of H2S in the morning.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 155

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

nothing quite like it.

*throws ralph the jar*


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 156

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*catches it*

smiley - cheers


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 157

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

smiley - zen


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 158

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Ah, nothing quite like it.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 159

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

you've said that twice.


Senior Officers Quarters

Post 160

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No, I said it once, and you said it once.


Key: Complain about this post

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more