h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My name is Kiro Yukai, My ship is the SoulDagger. Remember them, for you'll here them again.

welcome on board, does the SoulDagger have a page that I can put a link on the Mercenaries page to, Now all you have to do is find a war choose a side and earn all the money you wish.

Its at docking bay A1079408, the ship that is.

Your ship has been added to the Mercenaries Inc page, good luck with the wars

Thanks for the thought, but I won't need it. I much prefer skill to luck.

I prefer cunning and being brazen it's got me out of a lot of scrapes

Whatever works. cunning,deception, brute force, but whatever the situation, It almost always helps to have a good blaster on your side.

Sex appeal helps, some of the most efficent spies are women, it helps in blackmail too

However, a gun is by far the most effective tool, especially in poker. You saying men can't have sex appeal?

I guess they can, during the cold war male spies were sent into westen Europe to seduce secretaries into taking documents home so their lovers could send the secrets back to Moscow it also worked the other way too, women were trained to seduce men and leading them into KGB blackmail traps, I have this thing about spies, I wrote a guide entry on The Cambridge Spies

thats pretty cool.

*twihrls gun absentmidedly*

My next one is going to be about the Atomic Bomb Spies and is the safty on that gun

Whats a safety? Oh, that thing that I accidently switched on when I was ambushed by Pirates on Tallon IV, putting me into some rather not amusing
situations therafter. I disposed of that piece of s**t last year.

Then please don't point it in my direction in my job you never know who's after you

Well if it's any consolation, all bounties have been removed from your head. Kiro, however, is not so fortunate, but I won't pursue him for his help in ridding the Space Pirates and getting me that info on Meta Ridley.

what's Kiro done then

Not quite sure, mostly seems to have pissed off osme very powerful warlords and such, but since so many of them are enemies, it is not very startegic to turn him in for any one in particular.

Ah, I see, the mercenary business has been quiet recently

Yeah, so has Bounty Hunting. Peace and solving problems with words are poison to people like us.

If you're interested, we're pulling some jobs at A1095095 . Help us and get a good slice of the profits.