h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes indeed.

There's a bottle of something that seems like really old weed-killer in the fridge. Anybody wants to give it a try?

I will. Oh dear. I think this party is over.

well, it's not exactly anywhere near his birthday anymore...

Nope.

*takes a broom and starts sweeping away all the crumpled party hats, dead parrots, pieces of cake and sleeping guests*

I'll have the weedkiller; I'm used to it. Now everybody out.

I'm not leaving.

*sweeps Demon Drawer into the hole in the floor*

*climbs out again*

Now eveeyybody else out!

*throws broom angrily away, knocking Demon Drawer back into the hole*

Alright, I'll go, you don't have to misspell at me!

It's my party and I'll misspell if I want to!

*clambers back out of hole*

*Kicks him back into hole and puts a piano over it to prevent him coming back*

* Pretends to Unsubscribe *

Everybody get out! I'm about to destroy the thread!

*comes back in just to angrily throw away the party hat, which happens to miss Demon Drawer this time, then goes back out and slams the door*

*opens the door again*



*slams the door again*

Alright, that's everybody!

*puts little black box on floor and runs out of the room*

Box: "5,4,3,2,1 . . ."

*box turns into a black hole pulling all the contents of the room into it. the last sound is a bowl of petunias going "Oh no, not agaiiinnnnnnnnnnnn"*

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