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malo

Yep these all seem to be working fine. Oh more hidden cameras, Malo what are you tring to do to me?
Well thats the last of them out, what this, a calling card, If you want " i cant read this" i think i might just stick on the wazzed on drunken bum in the cellar
No more to be done in here, i better get back to the bar BN.

well blue. glad your familierizing yourself with the boars head, i trust i can leave you to do the day today running of the place? oh n we need cleaners for the bogs, the vamp is in need of a job so see if she wants it, i know tolet cleaners a bit up market for her but everyone including her needs the chance to better themselfs laters blue
Malo

To be honest i already had the lined up to be the door person, i mean come on, one smell of her badly fed breath and no more trouble, and if there is, i'm sure that she could always bite them, or even drop her at them .
Thanks for stopping by though, i'm sure i can handle most things, so i should be ok, there's a waiting for you in the bar, drink it now whilst it's at its peak .
So what did you think of the jukebox i got then? have you had a go on it yet?
Regards BN.

nah will be no good at the door she will scare ppl away n thats not good for bussiness is it? no i think will have to find someone else. yeah dukebox is fab love the 50's style dukeboxes played robbie williams on it before but needs more robbie tracks speacily for tiffany blue, she cant get enough of the guy< anyway had my your doing a great job so far so will be dropping by less n less now
got to laters blue

Malo

What's this more robbie tracks needed, ive already put three albums in.
Oh well i shall not mention to tiffany blue that you really look like Tim Curry from behind.

for you and catch you later BN.

dont tell her that shes a great fan of his she will only stalk me hmmmmm never been stalked oh go on then tell her i look like tim curry from behind then lmao theres 2 more albums of the robster to be put in so come on blue chop chop lol n whats happened to the streeker?? if you cant find her ask tiff if she wants to work the function room i think the toots is on sick leave lol

malo

Hic er dont mind me hic. oooh i knew i shouldn't have put them in my .
I think i shall go and stagger to the bar and have a sleep on the counter .... sounds like a good idea to me


AAARRRGGGHHH what the was that, damned , hows that get down here?
BN.

there goes my profit margine OI blue... watch the your squash it

hop you have tomoz n feel really cos your not going home sick your still gonna work!

Malo

oooooh delicate, dont worry about me, i'll be ok just need a quick , thats better, hi Malo, for you sir, and hey relax, afterall me have a sicky - it just dont happen
(tyres secretly let down on limousine, ha ha)

See you in the bar later, regards BN.

scus me,,,,,,comeing though

manda

Hi Manda, dont forget this its the least i can do. Have fun BN.

thanks for

everything look clean in here, I will have a look at the bar next

I have put the Boars head on my page , and I will put a link to it in my intro to the newbies

manda

Well thank you once again, for you.

Regards BN.

hiya manda, hows you? long time now see how do you think the boars heads shaping up? think i made a mistake hiring mr bottle he does nothing but scive n drink the celler dry
n the chek i have to endure wen he's is unbalievable i think i'll have to give him his p45 if he dont shape up lol,

hey blue hows the HEAD lol. you seen any kids hanging round my limo? the tyers have been removed blody kids

well i'll be off now must shops wil be closed son i got a deal for some out of date peanuts, great thing to have on the bar makes them drink that lil bit more
Malo

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, oooh that feels better, how relieving that was.

Oh hi ya head, hey i dont want any out of date peanuts, this is a respectable place and i dont want it brought down to its knees, all because of a quick little scam, thank you!

No Malo i havent seen anyone messing about with the limousine, mind you i could probably put you in touch with someone who can sort out a decent deal for replacement tyres for you.

Oh someone needs serving again, catch you later guys BN.

bluebottle...some ones been in the bar not getting served, thanx to mr mands comeing along they was served not running the place very well are you
will have to keep you out of the ladies rest room some how
well get your guy to sort me some new wheels for me limo will ya i'll just put out a few peanut dishes out on the bar

Malo

HEY head, ive told you about them dodgy peanuts (throws them to the ), if i see any more of them, i shall force feed them to you, and you will be ing out topics for a week..

Anyhoo ive just had the inland revenue on the phone wanting to speak to a Mr Malo, something to do with tax returns, so i told them that you had left the country, never to return, so they said a warrant for arrest would be issued within fourty eight hours, its up to you what you do now..

The only person i havent served is that bloke that was wazzing on you in the cellar, as i thought he was an undesirable, but if you want i'll let him back in.

Regards BN.

CHECKED EVERY HOUR??? HA thats a laugh, been no-one in here for weeks...... AND IT SMELLS TERRIBLE
and before you get any ideas, i'm NOT cleaning it either >>>>>>>>

well if you didnt come in here to clean the place, then can i ask just why you are in here then Jen or is it ken again in which case i may overlook the fact.

Mind you as you are here, you may as well have a good clean up, go on and i will put a little extra in your pay pack tomorrowoh the sounds of lovely money

Regards BN.xxx