h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good thanks and you

morning folks

hey buffster you got anything for hangovers lol

intern

ed off hun, i just cum bak off holiday n really dint wanna cum home coz there too much here

glad u good, so wots bin happenin in our absence?

brummiescot says hi

~B~

BS

hey cheat.lol

hahahaha ~B~
gotcha now get the drinks in

BS NO! its ur turn, come on cough up the ha ha

~B~

to hear that always same tho when you have been away you never want to come back to this dictatorship run slum called the UK

well as you can see we demolished your spirits and you might need to order john smiths 24/7 happy hour in your honor

intern

24/7, u might hav to check that 1 wit the boss, oh i 4got i am the boss now i saked the thing coz he never here n its ment to be his bar.

so u drunk all my n . oh well best get the order put in, now wheres that BS???



OI BS

can u put the orders in please we got no stock left hun


~B~

i thought i had not seen him in a while thought you might have locked him in the cellar again all tho first five times i refuse to believe your story about it being a accident

well where else do u think i would keep him lmao

and who said it was no accident? lol

ok ok ok ya slave driver got the drinks ordered
now can i curle up in the corner n die lol

it was an accident, he slipped the 1st few times. ok ok mayb just the once but hey its fun to push him n make out sum1 else done it, dont tell him though. lmao

BS

NO! its u own fault u n ur u shouldnt hav been out all nite n u got
tee hee aint i cruel mwah

lordbrummiescot

what do you mean curle up in the corner the toilets are in a right state the pool table needs a wipe down some one used it for table dancing ooo i forgot you had a not through the environmental health called you are geting a visit this after noon in 10 min i think he said 3 o clock

Buffy

and the kicks to the ribs when he was on the floor

gets on the phone and calls up harry potter to come and do the cleaning with a flick off his wand

hey hold the bar 1 min, lock all the doors and act like no1 here, they might go away. lol


intern

hey thats not nice BN aint no i mean i know ive gone to ==> him a few times but that was only coz he was gettin on my . i just give him a good kick up the @ss n it normally works n if not i just threaten him wit the lmao

BS

harry was that fast that i dint even see him.lol

he should count his blessings last time i annoyed you i got threatened with the pool cue