h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ooo you cheeky
yeh just for you heres the song i know you so much..

the
the
you just cant beat
the little
when is about



aaww tell L i said a big thankyou and i will send him some birthday cake tomoz

hey did you give him his goodie bag of sweets from me or did you eat them??

dont give me blinking

But if you want to be like that you creep

LOOK your meant to duck you daft hee hee got ya straight in your mush hahahhaha

of course you got me in the mush, i let you, tasted great can i just say, altough i would of prefered a .

yes i did giv
e 'L' his goody bag i aint that cruel, thank you very much.

Well i am just about to brew up so i gues you will be wanting one as well... all round i think

as always BN.xxx

OUCH!!! i just kicked the coffee table

get off the floor hurt my big blinking toe

mmm just how i like it you still make a nice very much Face Ache

Yeh you Are cruel just kidding i knew you wouldnt realy

..Angel..
XxX

aaaaaaawwwwwww are you ok?........ i'm talking to the coffee table not you he heeee heeeee heeee heeee.... and no i wont get up off the floor, but then again i better had otherwise i will wake up in the morning where i fall.

Very now so i chelle call it a night and retire to my sleeping chamber for a good nights

as always BN.xxx

ps i don't have to ask if you are ok as it will take a lot more than that to put you down. it better for you.

Cor! What a have I!
Must've been that gave me.

Urg! Did I really flash my (Y)...bet that made everyone decent to the loos for a good puking .

I need a

decend even!

yeh i bet you was on the floor ing too i know what your like
hahahah fall to sleep on the floor ooo just think of the chill your catch sleeping on that wooden floor of yours and the trouble your be in when the misses sees you fasto on the floor she will kick you in to next week oo theres a thought


aaww your so kind kissing my foot better you blinking creep



Evening Sian how are you it wasnt my drink i gave you honest

Chelle

Yeah I bet .
I'm good thanks, stuffing my face with so Im happy , you?!

Sian at any time of day is bad enough but at this time

Why?!

Yu don't want some I take it...here have this

calm down now ladies, i trust that you will be cleaning this mess up.

Xian do not panic dear it was your cheeks that you were a flashing about, mind you it were funny when someone stuck that up, (or was that my imagination)..

all round, most refreshing this time of morning.

Just put white stripes on the jukebox "severn nation army" fantastic bass line.

Regards BN.xxx

Bluenose

I would rather had thought the sticking up there was your imagination. I would've though people would die if the came within an inch of my cheeks .

I shall clean it up
sweep mop brush wipe dust clean .

Ah White Stripes...fantastic choice .

thought even

oh nice to see that you do have the common decency to clean up your mess, you may want this as a momento.

Nice to see that you have a sense of humour nearly as warped as my own.

Mind you dont ask the as i dont think that she has one at all (oh look at all those lovely s coming my way once more)

Regards BN.xxx

Ahhhhh I wondered where I put that ...*GULP*! .

My sense of humour?! This ain't my sense of humour, this is just me...its how I always am

I had problems getting in here last time you and spoke, all those smileys took ages to load on to my digibox .
Ah now that ain't fair she has got a sense of humour...somewhere

how can you eat a in one go like that?

Yeah the system has been a tad on the slow side (no not like me before you remark) the last few days, mind you went and scared the 's off last night.

As for senses of humour yeah i think that all three of us write almost exactly as we are, and yes does have a sense of humour, the only problem being it is usually only to hit me or get me in trouble with the to which i am already an expert.

Regards BN.xxx

Morning
Sian
any one else who drops by..

Hey i dont have to get you in to trouble with the you manage perfectly well on your own just by opening your mouth or even by just being in the same room as her

Sian you need a sence of humour or we all would crach up

Catch
no im not cleaning up its the cleaners job

as i just said i am an expert at getting myself within fire breating mode with the .

As you are not prepared to clean up your mess, you leave me with no alternative than to demote you to cleaner until the mess is rectifiedyourself.

as always BN.xxx

OOOO you CheekyING
off and clean it your self


Bleep> DE DE

HAHAHAHAH
you cheeky

*Sits quietly in his corner of the bar minding his own affairs, in hand*