h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

AWOL..

sounds like sour grapes to me

Dear oh dear. not to worry though..
As you ask so nicely yeh im actually bar manageress
Hired by my very good friend

I wouldnt actually say the other place went under its still there.
And a very good establishment it was too. as im sure this place soon will be..

Well you feel free go find a better place if you can.


..Angel..

Morning all, so what happened here then, i'm sure i used to get on with that AWOL bloke.

Oh well now that the tone has been lowered more than i wished, lets hope it is another five months (or longer), i shall just sit Nero and Brutus by the door

Xian, too early for now i'm afraid so i shall just have a nice cold , care to join me? as i am sure that will.

Speaking of , thank you for the nice fine weather this morning, i hold you fully responsible, ive even had to go and pack all the sun loungers away.

Regards BN.xxx

Oi!!!! bluenose..

Everyone gets on with the awol thats the trouble,, ere all im sayin is that the place needs tendin 2 alot betta than whats being done now,, i think youve got 2 many girls behind the bar ,, and your 4gettin your duties as a landlord ,,your minds on other things,, yes,,YOUR bloody staff,,,

Take my advice sack them all and make it a MEN ONLY pub leave the girly girlys out side in the cold..
What do you want girls in ere 4 n e ways,,Unless thi topless barmaids

N another thing wheres the dukebox or you lettin the sing LIVE !!!! good god man,,lmfbopmp,,, ere ya never did tell me who the dog belong 2,,lol,, Hic Hic




pssttttt ,,,,

You ant seen me when im really pissed off..lmfbopmp,,,

thanks awol,how am i suposed 2 get away from the kids n a bit of pin money if i lose my job working behind the bar
n as 4 going topless i dont think so i need suport

hi malo
here hun have this on me

Eres me tryin to change this room into a Guys Only Club ,,because you females have 2 many mood swings,,lmfbopmp,,,

They should make up another room on ere called the KITCHEN

hey thats a good idea awol
then we could put u men in the KITCHEN 4 a change,i'll have a n a slice please

Hi all..

i will be happy to join you in a to warm for much else..

Oh your so welcome for the weather this morning i told ya was it only last weel to expect rain.
see every year for past 12 years we have had rain on this day except for last year..'s XxX



AWOL... OOO you say us women have mood swings

to me it looks like you have PMT in a very big way
I think this would be better off a all woman pub its more cheerier to others come in spoiling it


catch you all later and take care..


Oh jen and honey pot im sure you two can take good care of the place as i think only you two will be in i will be in later not sure on time yet though..

..Angel..

Morning all, i trust that you are all well, do you think we could actually see some in the tills today?

for myself, puts stereophonics on the jukebox...


Right well i shall catch you later....

Regards BN.xxx

I'ma paying customers today, so come on pass the and .
Don't mind if I do join you Bluenose . .


AWOL

Turning this place into a man-only working environment might give the impression that this place is gay bar! lmao...like the lynx adverts say...men's sweat only attracts other men lol .

sian
morning hun
thats it you tell him (AWOL)
mens sweat

jen

Jen

GIRL POWER ! lmao
...AWOL's sweat ! .
Besides people would rather see women working behind the bar anyday, beisdes the fact they may be badly infected with PMT and in need of a bit of support. Can't exactly use cheesy chat up lines on a bloke, talk to a bloke about your love life ect lol.

PMT who ME lmfbopmp im just playn with you lot ...

See what i mean tho WOMEN and MOODS
JUMPING the gun again BLAME others b4 yaselfs

I think you girls need to take summat up ,,,like Housework



Ere tune in next week 4 more update lmfbopmp,,

on more thing b4 i go they should also BAR underage drinkers in the pubroom,,

Morning all...


nice choice of music


Sian Nicely put

Jen hi hows you??

Think i will just have a nice mmm very nice..

lmfbopmp@

AWOL

With regards to me being under-age...I would hardly consider pepsi , cola , water and orange ...to be offensive drinking lmao .

Chelle

...!

Ohhhhh Hi Loz dint see you there
I dint know you was underage lol..
I was just tryin to get my point foward as 2 not let underage drinkers in,,lmfbopmp,,as long as you is on your

catch ya l8a hun yeah


neil...

i am considering deleting this guide entry as its been abused