h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question -- to which the Devil snaps his fingers, gets a book, and gives the answer. The mathematician tries as well -- but the Devil instantly gets the answer. When it comes to the blonde, she pulls up a chair and drills three holes in it. She then sits down in the chair and farts. "Now," she says, "which hole did the fart come out of?" "That's easy," says the Devil. "All of them." "No, stupid! It came out of my butthole!"

No one in here then, oh well i had better go home lol
Catch you all later
xx*NATS*xx

morning buffy intern ne1 else ill make myself then lol..

CUDDLY

mornin hunni, hows u n bump today?

~B~

buffy babys doing ok thanx huni hows urself

CUDDLY

could do with a strong to wake me up only prob is i cant stand the stuff just have to settle for a do you want one hun?

~B~

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"

buffy yes pls hun pls heres ur

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?'' The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.

Hi all

Could i have a strong cup of please.
Here's my money

Morning all

for me.

Can i please have another cup of cos i have not long had some terrible news.
My aunt from the Isle of Man has just passed away

Nats i will get you one hun a little brandy in it too.
about your news you know where i am if you want to talk. Email me if you want

I don't knows your addy Chell, is it on your space?

no its not tell you what have you got intern's if so email him and ask him to give you my email addy tell him i said its ok and i will also let him know i said its ok.
I can send him a text to tell him.

No I havent got his email addy either, but Fay has it aswell as the rest of the wally gang.
Could you ask one of them, cos i don't want to put it up on here.
It's just that i don't want that creep to have it, i had to change it bcos of him.

I tell you what i will text him now to ask him to give it to fay to give it to you
do it now ,smiley>

I just thougfht does Andrea have yours?? cos she has mine too if not i will ask intern to pass it on to fay for you.

Yeah i think she has, but at the moment my brain isn't working lol