h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pony one: Come to rest home for clapped out ponies, you said. Spend yer twilight years above ground lazing in the sun, you said. No bloody mention of Maureen and Martin, oh no.

Pony two: Oo, you're such a nag.

I must point out that Maureen and Martin are twins in fact and probably strike fear & loathing into the hearts of the average pony! Jo is now only looking for a suitable pole:

"As soon as I find a suitable pole, and fit it up with ribbons, well start practising --and, golly, won't it be fun!"

(Do you think she'd take a Czech instead?)



Terri.

ps: hey, Eustace & HOT are at least facing each other on contents list; at this rate I mmight make it into the regulars column!

From your admiring HOT fan !

Whato ! Damn fine article again Terri, good rally round I'd say ! I must say the fine people of the 50's were awfully lucky, what ! That routine for a whole day, probably gets cramped into my only slot available from 1800 hours to 1900 hours, so what prey tell did they do for the other 18 hours ! The thought of laying the table for a fine spread for breakfast the night before, I ask you, my breakfast is usually eaten on the move, whilst dressing, in the car or on the train ! And thats if I am luckt enough to have breakfast at all ! What an amazingly unstressful life they must have led !

Will be trying the 'fizzy' drink, I shall get Jeeves to mix one up for me, and I shall be taking refreshments in the west wing, think a few delicate slices of cucumber sandwiches wouldn't go a miss.

Fine table you set Terri