h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo jumps about wildly waving her paw in the air trying to grab Awix' attention~

Over here... me knows... honest me does... me knows...

~Greebo tries some more frantic paw waving~

Hmmm... my arm is getting tired... why doesn't anyone acknowledge me... is me not cute and lovable and wonderful to behold???? Is me not terrific and charming and the sexiest thing on four legs with a tail and whiskers????

ME KNOWS!!!!!

Greebs..xx

Okay, Ms Cat, take it away - do you know the score, or is there a hole in your mind?

Ah hmmm... well... you see... me thinks its something to do with quantum theory... ~hopeful grin~... me is on the track isn't me... you know about jumping around in time and putting things right and then going off into space and doing things wrong only to put things right again...

Me is very clever... so me knows me is right... and if you are very clever as well... you will say me is right ~Greebo nods her pretty head~

Greebs..xx

Me doesn't know, and me wonders if it is worth having a look to see who was second in 1981.
Lots of places tell you who came FIRST...
Hmmmm. The things a cat will do to get her name in . Greebs you should be ashamed to be trying to hog all the limelight.

Okay, the titles of the two films you reviewed, the first words in them are the title of the song. Now give me my prize!

Hmm. How can I put this without giving offence?

(thinks)

Change your name to Greebo T Vorlon, cos that's *strongly* the impression I'm getting right now...

The avalanche has already begun... It is too late for the pebbles to vote... ~grin~... Me spouting Vorlon... never... ~wink~

Hmm, well, now I come to think of it 'angelic' isn't necessarily the way I'd describe you...

By the way, did you ever check out A1011475? (blatantly plugging own stuff, almost no-one will find it interesting or intelligible save perhaps the Greebster and a few others)

~Greebo hastily shoves her entire series collection of B5 back onto the bookcase...~

Me can't help it me feel in wubble with Garibaldi

Greebs..xx

Boots off wagon 'hic' me knows too! but currently doing dead insect impressions...world cup 64, latex thingy's for virgins ...or is that made by virgin? and Elvis on vacation...Me knows!
Tace krea
Boots 'hic'

whooooooooooops! world cup 66
whoe craes?
Boots

DOG INVASION!!! DOG INVASION!!!!

WHOOP!! WHOOP!! WHOOP!!!

Greebs...xx

This conversation has gone surreal... me knows it... you knows it... will all know but do we care???

I'll tell you one thing for free, this is the last time I invite audience participation.

Aha... hmmm...

~Aware that maybe she has outstayed her welcome... Greebo removes herself from the conversation~

Sorry Awix..

~Poof!!! Greebo disapears in a cloud of sweet smeeling smoke~

Greebs..xx

Hey, you likes it really (oh, no, why am I talking like this, it;s infectious!).
You would be upset if you said 'post, comment, answer questions' and everyone ignored it.

Very sore head. Amend very very sore head.
off to take care
Boots

...anyone else out there like to have a go at answering the question?

(he said despairingly)

Shall I put you out of your misery then Awix

'Johnny Blue' was sung by Lena Valaitis as the German entry and came in second to the infamous Bucks Fizz skirt-ripping-off entry 'Making Your Mind Up'

shazz

Now I can die happy.


(Although it looks a bit suspect when the winner of the competition is the editor of the column in question!)

Hey, I already answered question, look! (rude!)

Oh. Sorry. Didn't mean to be rude.

Well, for one thing I thought you were Greebo (doing that 'me is adopting an affected prose style' thing she does) and for another you were obviously guessing. If you had the name of the song or the singer then it would count.