h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Professor Tal Rasha chuckles softly to himself*

*Waking up with a start and a face full of snow flakes*

Yeurghhh.

*Looks around, trying to remember where she is while wiping off food*

My uncle says that always used to happen to him when he was here...

*tries to keep his soft laughter from becoming more loud, has some success*

*Eyes Professor Tal Rasha suspiciously*

*"eyes" Kreetch suspiciously, which is infinitely more unsettling as neither of Tal Rasha's eyes is an eye*

*Suddenley realising Charms class is about to begin, makes a hurried exit only to walk into the door frame*

*falls out of his chair, convulsing with silent laughter, quikly picks himself up, wraps his hand around a massive turkey leg, and starts to eat, gagging occasionally as the food sticks in his throat during a fresh bout of silent laughter*

*pats Tal Rasha on the back during his more intense gaggin bouts, and chuckles silently to himself, not because of the student, but because of the teacher*

*walks in, sits away from the main group of Ravenclaws and towards the end of the table, alone. Sets down Numerous Divination items and equiptment and experiments with them, occasionally muttering to himself*

*enters the Hall and looks around for a familliar face*

*sees Kiro Yukai sitting all alone at the end of the Ravenclaw table*

*studies him for a moment *

*snaps out of the daydream and walks over to Kiro*

*sits in the chair next to him*

Hi! How are you doing Kiro?

*studies some Tea leaves, and is so wrapped up in his studies doesn't even realize that he is not alone*

*leans over to see what Kiro is doing*

What are you up to, Kiro?

*sees that Kiro is not responding to him and gently pokes his arm*

*walks into the great hall and scans the room*

Wow... I had no idea that it would be this big!

*walks around for a little bit before spotting Kleopatra*

Kleo!! *calls from across the room*

*walks over to her and the boy*

How are you doing? Who's he?

I'm doing fine, Lily. This is Kiro Yukai. He's a Ravenclaw. Kiro, meet Lily.

*waits a few seconds, but Kiro still doesn't look up from his tea leaves*

Kiro, this is rather rude! Kiro, please! This is my friend Lily. At least say "hi" to her!

"... mumbling"

"huh, who? Oh, Hey Kleo, whats up"

*puts the didvination stuff away*

"I'm sorry, Big test On wendsday, nice to meet you lily"

*an owl flies through and drops a letter into Kiro's hands bearingg the seal of Hogsmeade Orphanage, kiro looks at it then tucks it away*

*mumbles to herself* 'well that was interesting'

*to Kiro*

Who teaches the Divination class? And where did you get all those Divination things? Who's the letter form at the orphanage?

Made it mostly, Prof. Trelawny taches the class, so whats up?

*mumbles*

I guess I'm alright, I'm still feeling woozy from that... whatever when on in the Dueling Chamber. Why are yo sitting here all alone? Why aren't you enjoying yourself with the rest of the students?

Who do you know at the orphanage, Kiro? Kleopatra asked you a simple question

I can be easily distracted thats all, I'm sorry I didn't answer your question. as for who I know at the orhanage, well, just about everybody. I spent a few years there after my parents died.