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HI Scott, didnt see ya there, alright bud ?

Miz... its fantastic babe, i brought her a 3 diamond engagement ring on saturday and i when to see her yesterday and proposed to her, and before you say i know its quick but christ ive never felt this way ever. And she said yes.

Nez.. im great ta m8 you?



Miz.. meant a 3 diamond Trilogy engagement ring lol

Same old same old !........at work wasting away ....

Nah, im good marra, feeling good !

Gary,

Like I said yesterday, I don't travell on public transport only the tram now and then 'cos they run every 10/15mins, so I can go out of our house and be on a tram within a few mins.
This bloke on the radio now is saying about busses in America, you're very lucky if they turn up and only trailor trash get on 'em!!!

A taxi driver on our side...

Hey up Scott....

Nez... Glad to hear it m8

Gary.. hiya m8 hows tricks?

Scott,

My & Rob have been together for 16 years now, we skipped the engagement and wedding after all all who needs all the crap he bought me a diamond eternity ring when we were in Dubai, and last year he bought me a diamond bracelet from Macy's in New York, from a womans point of view thats the whe way to go!!!

Well Rob is well off ... im not lol

1st Bus av loads of cash,,,they r just tight 's,,,!!,,,BUT its not just about the money,,,a few points to note against 1st bus,,,,

They changed our holiday scheduals....they r after our pension....they WASTE money on daft leaflets,ie,just last week we drivers got a leaflet sayin how far 1st bus had come along n done this year.....But wot about our maoney they owe us ??? oh thats not available now cos the greedy sods av either wasted it or creamed the profit !!!!!

Scott,

But it's so nice, we we can be wondering round a shop and he'll say thats nice do ya like it if I say yes he just tells me to try it on weather it be a t-shirt or a diamond ring.

I cant get through on fone

Gary,

Have ya finnished kitchen today then??? This old bird's had a bit too much to drink don't you think???

yer not kiddin miz...shes a bright un !!...not dun kitchen,,,yet....

Nez,

Have ya got a pot-noodle for later tonight??? I've got a bottle of water lol.

Gary,

Have ya sorted your plumbing??? You thought you might have to move some pipes.

No, you'll be pleased to know i've ditched the pot noodle in favour of a more healthy choice..............popcorn and ham sarnies

Miz.. yeah but i cant afford things like diamond bracelets and etc.. i wish i could i would love to go into a jewellery shop with jules and say Have what you want.

Miz,,,we got 2 options,,we cut the unit to accomodate pipes,or re-site pipes,,,the unit is only about a foot wide so it may be best to move pipes....

Hey,I had a few hours on the picket today,,did u see me on news ???