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empty glasses????

no wonder we havent got many customers

well i'm not really a server, but we got a rare customer so i tried to help.... lol...

i've just been taken on as a cleaner as i can fly up on me broom n get those funny out of reach places.... lol..
i'll be doin flexi hours....
when it's slack i frighten away the mice round the back with me guitar practice n singin' ... lol.....

the pub must be over run in their cellar now.... sshhhhhhhh, don't let on..... lol..

evening everyone,just a flyin visit.....no sheryl,i havent got a broomstick.....just thought i'd say night to everyone!!!!i wish this cafe did take away,save me makin supper!!!
sal

hi sal

lol.... you flew in on your feather duster hun....

night darling... bright blessings......
xxxxxxx

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swoops up into the gods....
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swoops down again....
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at least those pesky spiders stayed out tonight.... lol....


strum strum...

"jolene jolene jolene jolene, i'm beggin' of you please don't take my man..."

strum strum strum........

good evenin sheryl
plz continue singin jolene,,,i that song......

im glad uv got all the out.....

hi em...

"your beauty is beyond compare,
with flaming locks of auburn hair,
with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green,
your smile is like a breath of spring,
your voice is soft like summer rain,
and i cannot compete with you jolene........


jolene jolene jolene jolene,
i'm beggin of you please don't take my man,
jolene jolene jolene jolene,
please don't take him just because you can........

superb.....ur such a...

swooooooshes down to take a bow.....
well thank you ma'am.....
lol......



thought i'd have frightened folk away.... lol.....

Hi all
Sal we do have take away in the vending machines and if you ask whoever is on the coffee machine nicely they will find you a sip lid so you don`t spill your cafe-latte..
Hi Em hows you this evening hun
sorry i didn`t get chance to see you over w/end can ry for one night during week if you like..
Sheryl
make sure you get them flies leave the spiders..
Helen going to try having a chat with Chuck see if i can get him to come back i need him for a plan i have to get customers in here..

Sheryl
save the singing for now i may need you for the idea i have..

hiya marc....

ok, swat the flies, save the singin'.... did i get it right...

in other words, shut up woman n kill that ruddy blue bottle.... pmpl....

ok... swooooooosh>>> <> <> <> <> ......... got the little buzzin' blighters.....

hummmmmmmm hummmmmmmmm hummmmmmmm hummmmmmmm hummmmmmmmmm ........................


marc, sweetheart, is humming alowed in the tea shoppe.......

i always sing or hum when i fly n clean......

Sheryl just sat here with a glass
of iced lemon tea ithought i would try some from liddl today and it is excellent you should give it a try you`ll like it..
What I am thinking of doing is to have a talent night once a week to see if we can get some customers in here..
Chuck has agreed to do a repeat of his FULL MONTY and rejoin the staff on one condition he will only do it if there is 20 customers in the tea shoppe that day..so if you want to see it get spreading the word about..
Chuck will be last on stage(need to build stage) after all other have done their bits..(ie sheryl singing and strumming)..
Em what talents have you got hun?
put your away i mean that we can use for talent night..lol

sorry i fell asleep,,so tired 2nite..piggin fone ringin woke me up

marc im ... ..il let u know..

plz keep out.....im scared of um

Awwww you poor thing you should go and get some shuteye if your tired then you can be nice and fresh for your shift tomorrow..did helen send anyone the photo i sent to her??
and why have i not got any of these other photos that are being passed around??
thanks for the emails some good ones there..
Marc

marc.... keep me informed.... i don't mind stuffin' me bra n doin' me dolly parton.... lol....

don't think chuck needs to stuff owt.... lol.... as neither do you...... mmmmmmmmmm

em.... don't worry hun, i keep zappin' them monsters.... lol....
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Never know sheryl if we can get 20 customers in here for that night then i think it only fair that i do something for the talent night as well but i won`t say what i will be doing just yet..

marc....im ok 4now,,,if i disappear,then ive fell ...
me talents....singin,,talkin,,holdin pint down me cleavage,n tryin 2drink it..,,flashin me ....

sheryl...awww ..me cant stand

swoooooooooshes down into room....
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bloody 's nest here needs sorting out..... yuk, creepy crawlies..... put powder down to slow 'em down but need the profes sionals in.....

swooooooooosh up to ceiling n corners......
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good ..... clear of all nasties.......

night for now folks.....
fly by 2moz sometime.....

blessed be.....