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A-hem...cough cough...AH-EM...hello...yeah hi .

Even if I do find a way to stay I would gladly give up my position for Captain Copter to take.
I wouldn't half mind being considered to be the baby changing room ...and I'd do it voluntarily cause i like babies. Had one myself sometime ago...was one of those doll ones where they act like a real baby and moniter your performance with it...and I did great with it...till its head fell off mind lol but that weren't my fault

hiyyyaaa sian...

..remind me 2neva leave me child wiv u..

tho i really dont think we need a,,rebs might think its another play thing

i hope u can stay wiv us
il miss ya if u go

EM--XXX

Em

Awwwwww ...will miss you too

It honesstly weren't my fault...its those darn Japaneese makers..not screwig the heads on properly .

Oh no...don't want Rebs getting any naughty ideas with the thing .

afternoon everyone.

captain copter
i reckon that you should be put on the books as a relief chef..
the holiday season is coming up and we need all of the staff we can get..
im on holiday in a weeks time, so you can show us then how you can cope you have to be a good boy though, dont let rebs influence you.
marciss mor than just a cleaner/handy man. he is the one who got this tea shoppe going. he prefers to stay in the background, but every now and then he come and sticks his two pennorth in


as for the i dont think so. we have enough trouble with rebs as it is.




anyone????

h

Helen

Awwwww you don't even think it over...if I was to be , I'd make sure Rebs , stayed right away .

aaaaahhhhh but i have thought it over.

can you imagine the mayhem?.

rebs would use all of the bandage stocks to tie up the , to stop her escaping.
he would want to spoon feed her with the the baby food.. seductively.
he would be raiding the cooking oil for his massages.
the wouldnt have time to check up on the little s

it also depends on who wants to apply for the position of
we havent had many applicants yet..
what we need is an old ...... that would stop rebs

afternoon ladles
I shall start tomorrow with whatever needs doing wether it be cleaning, cooking, DiY, security i`m fairly flexible.
In navy we did what we was told no questions asked
One other thing who says the nanny has to be female?
it would give Rebs a shock if i wore my kilt.lmaopmp
CC

cc are you a scotsman ?
rebs will be too busy with em and i to bother with a
i'm not going on holiday for a while i can't afford it on the wages i get paid in this establishment

thats why i like to have fun here heres my rebs can you feed it for me please shes hungry i cant afford to buy for her

see you all later jinty

Jinty From what i have seen your gets to eat quite a lot of it should be the size of a house,
I have never lived in Scotland but I do have relatives living up there I`m more of a southerner local football team is Southampton,
and in case your wondering our tartan is the Cameron.(so i`m told.lol)
hey just thought not had my beef butty today so i`ll have one now with a thanks
just wondering i have read through most of the old threads connected to t-shoppe where have all the old staff gone (,dee, littledarlin, midnight angel etc)?

CC

hi cc
1beef butty coming up --------did you catch it hee hee
all those others dissappeared i dont think they could stand the pace or their not as mad as the rest of us midnight is still around though
i hope you get settled with a position and as long as you stay out of the cupboards you'll be ok thats my downfall i was in the cupboards too often but rebs was showing me his kebabs
we didnt want customers to see them because we dont sell them in our shoppe
i know i'll not be believed its because they are jealous jinty

hiyyyaaa cc

welcome on board,,,il look fwd 2workin wiv u....
as 4all the other staff.......ur guess is as gud as ours..

anyway eres ur "beef butty& "....hope u enjoy,

EM---XXX

evenin all.

is this right what im seeing?. jinty's cat is eating the tea shoppe food. no wonder we keep running out of

its a good job that captain copter prefers beef sandwiches

helen i paid for my s food but now i cant afford her as my wages are to low

for the work i do i really deserve a rise dont you think so ?
meow meow meow , listen to her shes hungary poor wee soul
throw her a
please
jinty

you lot keep changin' the locks in here..... tried to get in this morn and all i got was a big boot up the bum.... i knocked n knocked , knocked, but no bugger would let me in.....

i found an unlocking spell, for now anyway..... lol....

hope you are all well.....

Is there any chance of a little service please??lol.How is everyone this night??Sean

Righty hoes then, I'll just hand in my resignation and be on my way...

hi everyone
marc should have been here at 10 0clock for the night shift



muggins as usual left to do the lot just stick the brush up my hintend and i'll sweep the floor while i'm baking lol
jinty

hi everyone
marc should have been here at 10 0clock for the night shift



muggins as usual left to do the lot just stick the brush up my hintend and i'll sweep the floor while i'm baking lol
jinty

xain
please dont leave
we'll all miss you
please stay
jinty

hi jinty... marc lives not far away.... maybe he's locked out as well.... i keep getting the blue flag, basically telling me to p*** off.....