h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hi marc... i'll pass on the jelly baby luv... too sweet for my taste....

nobody's telling you to fall asleep babes...

good singin' luv.....

mind you, i'm cream crackered....

I have to be up early in the morning so how about me and you go to bed and leave them all to it..
hey Helen how come your tag says you are on holiday yet your still on line or was you supposed to be on holiday but decided you would rather stay with us (yea right, as if)

marc...

helens "holiday" is that is on holiday from work so she's limited to tea shoppe time as he's constantly around...

we could slip off quietly, i'm sure no-one will notice...
bring yer pink spandex.... ...

pink spandex it is.. and i will bring glow in dark condom then we can turn off the light and play Star Wars.. to bed i am going to go now yes TTFN

Marc (looking like a giant candy-floss complete with stick)

oooooh, wot a thought to sleep on...

right, i'll just pin me pigtails round the sides of me head for the princess lear look....

night babes.... wont be long behind you...

let's give this place a good airing.... "opens a couple of windows".... brrrrrr, it's nippy tho' tonight....
i'll have a to warm me cockles...

"it was a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people..
one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater..
one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater..
sure looks strange to me..
one eye!!!!!!"

Ok who left the window open and let the great big one eyed one horned purple people eater in here? have you seen the size of the holes in the skiting boards and the droppings, well i can tell you poor Cecil has decided he is not coming in here untill we get rid of the blooming critter..

oooops... sorry... he's quite friendly really, he'll sing n dance...
here justin, here boy... come to mama.... aww, nice little puple people eater... good boy.....

"goes round with the polyfilla... swoosh of the broom... all fixed n cleaned now"...

"closes window securely.."

"comes in to double check window locks, and make sure no purple people eaters are lurking..."

well while i'm here i'll have a double "puts x2 in till"...

"sits quietly in corner deep in thought" mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Penny for your thoughts? though i suspect they could be too rude to post on here and may contain a certain spandex clad singer! thats if you can class me as a singer

wey hey hey... a pink spandex people eater...

ooooh, go on, giz a tune...

I was in Asda today minding my own business when i was attacked by a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater, after a bit of a struggle i finally managed to stop it dancing and singingand cram it into the shopping trolley i have also managed to train it only to sing and dance when i squeeze it`s paw and call it by name `cyclops`..what i really want to know is am i going crazy and should i go back for the body less hand or the Frankenstien monster that sings Thriller?

i got my purple people eater sat on me bed... they're hard to resist aren't they...

they got some good stuff in there for hallowe'en this time... i'm tempted to but the whole bloody lot, but then i'd be too skint to but me voddy...

I could have resisted it no problem it was just that i had been having a bad week and it preyed on my vunerability.. mine is on the parcel shelf in my car with a little seat belt on..

awwww, you poor thing... tell ya auntie moon all about your probs luv... to make it all better...

hey.. i wonder if they got together, (the purple people eaters), if they would mate...

mmmmmm we may have to teach them what to do...
I have a video they could watch
you thought i meant teach them the way they did before videos (saucy) but i agree that would be a better way of showing them...books are so much better..lol

i'm saying nowt... i'm sure they would soon suss it out...

oops for butting in just popped in to say hi to marc and hope youre doing ok
do you ever hear from trish i'm always going to phone her but never get round to it but i will one day ok one each and thats all
take care jinty

hi jinty

long time no chat.. nice to see you back in the tea shoppe.