h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is where I keep my prisoners, Aries being the first, it's comfortable bed, chair, table, replicator, books, papers etc, I treat my prisoners well

*sits quietly waiting to be interrogated*

Why would I want to interrogate you, do you know anything worth knowing anyway I leave the interrogating to Commander Shai

*begins humming theme to 'Star Wars'*

How much are you being paid because the Vong can double it

*abruptly stops humming, looks at her, then bursts out laughing*

I'm not payed! So you're proposal is worthless!

Would you like to be paid or is this a religious expereience for you, I could make it worth your while

Religious? What do you mean by you'll make it worth my while?

*fidgets in a mentally subnormal kind of way*

You'll see

*Leaves the brig while Aries till looks nervous*

*sits in brig listening to explosions outside*

Now have you decided what you want to do, join us and get paid or answer a few questions about the Empire and it's caperbilities

Hmmph, well as I'm new to the empire, I don't think I'll be able to answer your questions.

Not that it matters as the Helska war is over and HDS is paying me to fight for the Imperium

*Opens Brig door*

You're free to go, if you want a bit more money Mercenaries Inc is hiring A1053280

Mercenaries Inc?

*walks out of brig door humming to himself*

I'll drop you at the next war, if you want to join me just sign up and name your price

*pops back in*

THeres just one problem, I'm due for my holiday now and so I won't be participating in the next war, and probably not the one after that.

Ok, have a nice time

Bye!

*Waves*

See ya

*teleports out in a sparkling of red light*