ignore this one - i just rewrote it into a better version
Created | Updated Oct 20, 2010
Painful, but in a Good Way
A novel little restaurant located in "downtown" Harrisonburg, this is truly the most likely place any soul (or non-soul-bearing entity) could hope to find authentic Indian cuisine in the mountains of Virginia.
A surprisingly good non-alcoholic drink is available here. It’s called a luscy, comes in a glass that is far too small, and has been described as tasting roughly like the milk leftover after finishing a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Your meal will be spiced to your liking, on a spice scale of one to four, where one is hot enough to liquefy asphalt and four would be downright rude. The end result of all this is that the masticating worshipper (you) suddenly finds him/her/itself to be tearing profusely - perhaps from the moving religious experience - and totally without sinus congestion. This may be due in part to the fact that all mucus membranes are instantly melted away by either the intense pain caused by the abundant curry, ginger, and other spices or the constantly streaming tears.
This is of course considered quite enjoyable and is highly recommended.
A novel little restaurant located in "downtown" Harrisonburg, this is truly the most likely place any soul (or non-soul-bearing entity) could hope to find authentic Indian cuisine in the mountains of Virginia.
A surprisingly good non-alcoholic drink is available here. It’s called a luscy, comes in a glass that is far too small, and has been described as tasting roughly like the milk leftover after finishing a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Your meal will be spiced to your liking, on a spice scale of one to four, where one is hot enough to liquefy asphalt and four would be downright rude. The end result of all this is that the masticating worshipper (you) suddenly finds him/her/itself to be tearing profusely - perhaps from the moving religious experience - and totally without sinus congestion. This may be due in part to the fact that all mucus membranes are instantly melted away by either the intense pain caused by the abundant curry, ginger, and other spices or the constantly streaming tears.
This is of course considered quite enjoyable and is highly recommended.
