The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 23, 2003
Don't Look Now!!
Look!!! Look!!! Over there...
No don't turn; it'll see you if you stare
Just pretend to glance at something to your right
See if you can spy it within your sight
Oh no, it's seems to be looking this way
I think it's seen us, should we flee or should we stay
If we ignore it maybe it will go elsewhere
That's right; be brave, look firm, don't show your fear
Oh noooo... it's heading this way
Its sights are firmly set... lets move without delay
Look out... don't run, it'll chase us down
Walk slowly, look happy, and don't contemplate the brown
The gooey, icky, disgustingly wicked looking pair
That will reach out for you, its burden just ripe to share
Oh nooooooo, it's upon us, try not to look down
Ignore it if possible; just pretend it's not around
Don't panic we're corned, nowhere to go
Just me and you and them, we're trapped oh woe, oh woe, oh woe
Yikes it's reaching out; it's going to touch me, my beautiful clean clothes
Someone must own it, this grubby child with chocolaty fingers and a snotty nose!!!
