The evil entity known as "Java"

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"Java", another name for Satan, is one of the most evil things in this universe. It is slow, dispicable, undependable, and
idiotic. Unfortunatly, sometimes there are no other alternatives, especially when you are bored. Try to avoid it
whenever you possibly can. This is not to be confused with the stimulant Java, also known as a form of "coffee" which
should be sought after at all costs. It can get confusing. Trust me, avoid one, worship the other.

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