h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

amazing artical kept me on the edge of my seat.
waht is the physical charactistics of a zeedonk would it be a strippy donkey or a big eared zebra. (if it takes you more than a nanosecond to relize that these 2 are the same then you must be a fool)
to make marvoulous creations would you need to mix up animals of the sdame genus but not the same spesis surley it would be therotiacally possible to mix a giant anteater and an armidillo which i belive hands down would be so fun any other therotiacl mixes you can think of would be cool

I saw some when I was very little - they were big ass like creatures with stripes on their rumps and legs.

isnt that a description of that animal they are trying to raise form extincion in the afrikan savanagh which the last died in captivity in about 1920-ish cant for the life remember the name but anyhoo it isnt a cross-breed so i shouldnt of mentioned it im sorry.
what about this genetic mix-up panda + polar bear as it would have the same markings as a panda but would eat raw flesh making it ultra amazing

I think you are thinking of a quagga.

On your second point would it be left-handed?

i think that a pondlar (as i ahve aptly named it) should decide wether or not it was right or left handed or whether it should wear glasses or contacts some pondlars may even find that laser eye surgery is the correct course for them

But what if they are too lazy to decide? Then what happens?

there would have to be a world wide federation (or WWF for short, they would have a pondlar as their mascot) would have to educate pondlars about the mishaps that procastination may lead to for instance if you dont cut your toe nails for 3 weeks when you stub your toe it will hurt ten fold. WWF would raise funds each year by making a nights live tv were minor celebratys make tits of tham selves to raise awarness for the poor-sighted lazy pondlars out there

You have this all thought out don't you?

well i do have an encloseur with male pandas and female polar bears in my garden waiting for the day when the beast is born. but unfourtunaly as has been proved in captivity the pandas lobido is about as low as a plate of lime jelly. challenging to get any results you amy say but i have 24 luther van dross playing private quarters and champange on tape. what is really tricky is keeping thais organisation secret from the authoritys even harder is keeping it hiden from my parents

Doesn't the Luther Vandross keep your parents awake?

i usually explain the music away by saying im insecure and my unhealthy obsesion with soul music helps me though the hard times. if they continue to pester me i lock luther and the backing band into a cuboard witha cup of coco to keep them from finding out