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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Mar 7, 2003
We've just fell off a Honda,
My legs are in that tree,
I see you're wearing those shoes again,
The ones from Italy Nyah!
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Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) Posted Mar 7, 2003
Nice.
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
Remember the Reeves and Mortimer Secret Factory, Unit 4 Harlow Industrial Estate, in, wait for it, Kent?
With the Amazing Will-Duplication Sink?
And how come we've managed to get a conversation this long without mentioning uncle Peter?
DONKEY!
WOOF-BARK!
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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Mar 7, 2003
And don't forget, R&M was the birthplace of Swiss Toni!
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Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) Posted Mar 7, 2003
Selling a car to Pat Wright and Dave Arrowsmith, or trying to.
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
"Noel's Addicts"
Now that was wierd.
"Oh no! It's my good friend DLT! And he's got a picture of me looking slightly different! AAAAH! It's Dr Stamen and the Malformed Sisters from Kent! It's all gone mad!"
"Well Noel, I'd like to put my organ in cider."
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Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) Posted Mar 7, 2003
Country File with John Craven slowly turning into a Darlek was a favourite.
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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Mar 7, 2003
Show me your bottom.
Show me one of your bottoms.
SHOW ME YOUR BOTTOM!
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Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) Posted Mar 7, 2003
And don't forget the comedy credits.
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
Producer: CRAB WITH BRONZE HAND
That kind of thing?
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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Mar 7, 2003
Do you remember when they did the South Bank Show on Mulligan and O'hare and all the silly subjects came up on the opening credits? I always used to wet myself at "Ar$e Magic" 
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
How about agony aunts Otis Redding and Marvin Gaye "watching ships coming in, and going out again."
"Come on, Otis man, let's get down the grapevine and pull us some birds"
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
What would you do, eh, if a policeman came up to you right now and asked
"Alright sonny-jim, where's your whelk?"
You wouldn't know, would you? That's why you need this- the Whelk-location-unit! Just whisper "Little little pretty flower, help me in my darkest hour"
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Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) Posted Mar 7, 2003
We can ride on my magic carpet.
Magic carpet?
Yeah, this kid sold it to me.
Vic, did this kid smell of fish?
Yes.
What was he wearing?
This like, dinner jacket thingy.
It was a penguin, wasn't it?
It might have been.
God Vic, you've been to the Zoo again. They swindle you every time man!
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Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! Posted Mar 7, 2003
Anyone for a game of Touch the Hutch?
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
Vic, I've fallen!
Looked like a nasty one, that.
It was a nasty one, Vic. Let me tell you about it. It's caused Guy Fawking of the leg, and also multi-directional sock-top rollage.
Yes, I can see that. You've got sock-top rollage here (points with pen) and here (points with pen). I also have a problem. As I was coming over here, my kneecap, or Paella, moved from here to here.
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
pass the bike was my favourite.
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EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... Posted Mar 7, 2003
Actually, in my office, we hold bi-weekly tournaments of both "Sieze the Chair" and "Feather West". The rules for Sieze the chair now takes up 5 A4 pages, typed really small.
Dur to health and safety, pass the bike has been outlawed, dammit.
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- 21: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 22: Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 23: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 24: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 25: Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 26: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 27: Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 28: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 29: Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 30: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 31: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 32: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 33: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 34: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 35: Mat Lindsay (the researcher formerly known as Nylarthotep...now he has a name, all he needs is a face) (Mar 7, 2003)
- 36: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 37: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 38: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
- 39: Alkland - In need of a SHIBBY! (Mar 7, 2003)
- 40: EncyBass-: Not going to be around much next week, cos I've got a new job... (Mar 7, 2003)
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