A Conversation for All-over Body Spray

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Post 1

Fission Chips

I find the advertising to be dubious, as I personally cant wait to exit a confined space in which a deoderant user is co-habitating.


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Post 2

Mark Moxon

Still, it's probably better to be stuck in a lift with someone who uses deodorant than someone who /should/...


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SMURF

I want to know why teenage girls feel the need to use one can of deodorant a day. SUrely somebody must have told them that it's no more effective but a lot more annoying than using just half the can?


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Post 4

happy-girl

well, at least its not as bad as boys, who like to use 1 can twice a day!! smiley - smiley


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Post 5

SMURF

You know a different species of man to mesmiley - smiley
I only know the sort who don't appear to know what to do with a can of deodorant!


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Post 6

TowelMaster

Well there's always a towel around somewhere..and a gardenhose.
Dare me, see if I don't...


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Post 7

The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

Could you please guide me to the nearest towel showroom, as mine have all left me for the shower attachments


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Post 8

Bluebottle

As you haven't written anything on your page yet - I'd just like to welcome you to H2G2!


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Post 9

Researcher Horay II

Now lets get to the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, Got Jennifer Lopez at my site (see it I don't)

Nothing is more exciting then closing the door, taking off your clothes, turning around, and their she is. Just before the slap was the phrase,"Where have you been all my life?" Opps....


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Post 10

shazzPRME

Hi 104021,

The nearest showroom can be found at :

102203 Dexgluriaz Avenue
Quohebracha
Wolf 359.

They're quite good...

TM.


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The researcher formerly known as 104021 {^~*}

thanks, i'll check it out.

Could you just clarify if it is Dexgluriaz Avenue with the launderette or the one with the bowling alley ?

Thanks once again smiley - bigeyes


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amateur

Oh, my dad knows just what to use deodorant for! He used it for spraying at bats in our wall to try to make them go away. It did work. It was also a lousy deo!!!


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Post 13

TowelMaster

Actually this shop is at number 94.544.434.333.399-c. It's right around the corner from the bowling-alley.

TM.


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Post 14

Shocker

Hi Happy-girl we have a South-African working here he uses 1 can every 25 minutes or so...
and nobodys ever bought him any flowers or anything else as far as we can make out....
does this stuff have any effect on women at all ???? He seems to think so, but he's still
single !!!!!!


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Post 15

shazzPRME

Hehehehe! It sounds as if he could do with refreshing his personality maybe?!
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Researcher Horay II

Girls come in all shapes and sizes but all of us know what kind of girl we'd wish to know
(Usually the ones in the changing rooms of Victoria's Secret)


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