Bad for My Elf
Created | Updated Oct 15, 2017
Be careful what you say to artists. And watch your mobile like a hawk.
Bad for My Elf
Sick of small jokes,
Tiny, Titch.
Can't you see
I'm just a witch?
Sick of "Gee,
You must know Santa?"
Tired of all that
Elvish banter!
Sick of "Sure don't
look that Himalayan?"
I'm just part Elf,
Witch, Yeti, Mayan!
Veggies roasting
In my oven
Adding cloves
To feed my coven.
On my phone,
Feet on my settee
Hairy, huge
I must be Yeti!
Autofill, It's just like
"No Man!"
Too late it's sent....
Abonimable Snowman!
