Here are the astounding actual headlines from newspapers. Writing headlines is an art. We wish these people had mastered it.

1. Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons
2. Victim Was Alive for Hours Before She Died
3. Army Vehicle Disappears After Painting with Camouflage
4. Most Earthquake Damage Is Caused By Shaking
5. City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells
6. Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police
7. Marijuana Issue Sent to Joint Committee
8. Missippi's Literacy Program Shows Improvement
9. Bugs Flying Around with Wings Are Flying Bugs
10. 17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree

Think you can do better? Consider a job as a headline writer. (It's harder than it looks.)

Dmitri Gheorgheni

27.03.17 Front Page

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