Spoils of War: Goat-Staring 101

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Goat-Staring 101

Elisha did it. Nostradamus did it. Even Uri Geller did it.

It's official: goat-staring exists. And since 1972, the U.S. government has been paying for it. (The Brits outsource.) People train as psychic spies. You don't believe us? Check out the declassified CIA document. It's all official, and used to be hush-hush, and tells us exactly how it works.

Don't believe the CIA? (Why wouldn't you?) Here's what the viewer drew:

What the seer saw.

And here's what the 'object' was:

Tullum Ruins in Mexico.

Don't you feel safer now? Personally, we're holding out for George Clooney.

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