42 Words: Telegram from Father

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Paulh receives a telegram in 42 words

A few weeks ago paulh started a journal asking for 42 word stories and poems. There have been a few submissions, and we thought you might like to read them. If you want to try your hand at it, we suggest you pop over to paulh's journal and add your own.

Telegram from Father

Three glassses of beer

TELEGRAM FROM FATHER

DEAR ELROY STOP

MOTHER TELLS ME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING HEAVILY AND
SLEEPING WITH LOOSE WOMEN STOP

YOUR CIGAR SMOKING IS PUSHING THE FAMILY NEAR TO BANKRUPTCY STOP

YOU'RE LIKE I WAS AT YOUR AGE, BUT PLEASE STOP

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