The h2g2 Poem: The Unicorn
Created | Updated May 5, 2013
This jeu d'esprit fills us with glee.
The Unicorn
![]() | The unicorn's a fastidious beast who daily polishes his silver horn until it gleams and chooses to feast on chanterelle mushrooms, picked at dawn. So if you imagined his idea of fun it might be a ballet of flowing grace or painting landscapes in southern sun. In fact he resorts to a seaside place by the name of Brighton, where by the sea, he mounts a unicycle, takes a ride with flowing mane and a look of glee while the people cheer on every side. |