h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I myself am a teen and don't really find the time for kissing. I guess it's just not the sort of thing I look for anymore. I do have to tell you that the way to become a great kisser is, well...on your first time. If your first time wasn't that great, chances are you never will be. I say that you need to have your first kiss with someone who is having their first kiss as well. That way you learn together. Then two, count em, two people are equally good at kissing and ready for the world so to speak. That is how I learned and not to boast, but I consider myself a wonder when it comes to kissing. So, learn the first time with a first timer.