A Conversation for Kissing with Confidence
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Tongues
Ashley Started conversation Jan 9, 2003
Before you Kiss
Make sure that you don't have a furry tongue. Furry tongues honk to high heaven and make your breath smelly. Just brush your tongue after your teeth and gargle and you should be fine.
Before Contact
If you have to wet your lips before contact, do so surreptitiously. You're about to caress your loved one, you don't want to appear as if you're about to eat them.
Entry
Once your lips have made contact, don't just shove your tongue in, be patient and hold back. A few pecks on the lips should help sort out head positions etc, and besides, what's the hurry? Eastenders is repeated on a Sunday after all...
Tongue Action
Don'ts...
Don't just stick your tongue in and do nothing. There is little worse than the sensation of having a warm slab of inactive meat in your gob. Truly tasteless.
Don't go over the top by trying to complete a complete circuit of your partner's mouth in the quickest time possible. Your making love, not a tonsil smoothie.
Dos...
Do take your time and respond to your partner's actions and remember, as far as tongues are concerned at least, a little goes a long way...
Tongues
Pastey Posted Jan 10, 2003
Hah! *You* can talk! Actually, I don't think I've snogged you... yet.
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Ashley Posted Jan 10, 2003
Do I get a repeat performance at this meet?
Has to be early in the proceedings tho' as my beau is also coming...
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Pastey Posted Jan 10, 2003
If I get there (arguing with the finances) then you shall definately get a performance If you're really lucky I'll even shave the stuble of first this time 
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Mina Posted Jan 10, 2003
Nobody likes kissing me as I like biting tongues. 
I do like my tongue being bitten as well though, so it's not all sadism.
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Greta_9, Keeper of the 4/4 Beat and Deep Sexy Basslines, in a strange condition Posted Jan 11, 2003
Can I get in on the action too? Last snog I had was... errrr... in September!
Back to main subject though... tongues:
My ex had what I call "ER tongue syndrome", i.e. when he kissed me he was suddenly possessed by the spirit of Dr Greene and tried to intubate me with his tongue. I usually pulled back and shouted "Doctor!" So, tip #1: it's a tongue, not a tube. I'm not going to breathe any better if you stick it down my throat.
tip #2: don't stick the tongue in full-force on first contact. Take it slow.
tip #3: I'm probably the one woman on the planet who finds the taste of cigarettes and beer combined a turn-on (must have a lot to do with the fact that my best snogs happened at student parties). Enough said.
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Pastey Posted Jan 11, 2003
If you're partner isn't a smoker, and doesn't have Greta's fetish, please don't smoke heavily before a kiss.
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Greta_9, Keeper of the 4/4 Beat and Deep Sexy Basslines, in a strange condition Posted Jan 11, 2003
Thanks for clarifying that, Pastey. 
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- 2: very cherry president (Jan 9, 2003)
- 3: Pastey (Jan 10, 2003)
- 4: Ashley (Jan 10, 2003)
- 5: Pastey (Jan 10, 2003)
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- 18: Greta_9, Keeper of the 4/4 Beat and Deep Sexy Basslines, in a strange condition (Jan 11, 2003)
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