Territorial Imperative, or "Why they should serve alcohol in public restrooms".
Created | Updated Dec 23, 2003
Territorial Imperative: or "Why they should serve alcohol in public restrooms".
Public restrooms are 'his' and 'hir' because we have to have somewhere to go to get away from our significant others, if only for a few minutes.
In the house, we share.
In the bathroom, we share.
In the vehicle, we share.
Okay, okay. Good. Nice that we're still together. Pat ourselves on the back.
BUT:
a leetle vacation, a short holiday, a single stiff shot of who shot john, can make all the difference between a good relationship and a great one.
That's why public restrooms are 'hir' and 'hem',
and that's why public restrooms should have little bars in them, with even a leetle jukebox or a teevee...
The end.
